- Shemp Howard: Oh, a Be-bopper! Dig that crazy bopper name, eeb eeb eeb... Cool man, real George! Give me some skin! Give me some skin!
- Shemp Howard: OH! Oh!
- Moe: What's a-matter with you?
- Shemp Howard: This joint gives me the spooks it looks like it's haunted!
- Moe: Oh, don't be ridiculous. Haunted houses have bats.
- Shemp Howard: Yeah, that's right, there's no bats here. I - AAAH!
- [sees a bat flying towards the Stooges]
- Bat with Shemp's Head: Eeeb-eeeb-eeeb-eeeb-eeeb-eeeb! Eeeeb-eeeb-eeeb-eeeb-eeeb-eeeb! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Eeeb-eeeb-eeeb-eeeb-eeeb-eeeb!
- Shemp Howard: What a hideous monstrous face!
- Shemp Howard: [sees a sculpture of an elk] Oh, a dead cow!
- Larry: You're crazy. That's an elk. Now, come here. One thing to remember: we gotta search every nook and cranny.
- Shemp Howard: What's a cranny?
- Larry: This!
- [holds out his fist for Shemp to slap, then swing his arm around to bonk Shemp on the head]
- Shemp Howard: [Dr. Jeckyl chases Shemp around the room. Shemp stops to look at the equipment on the table: beakers, retorts, and a complicated system of glass tubing with vapors coming out] What a silly way to make tea!
- Dr. Jeckyl: Oh, it isn't tea.