- Hefty Racetrack Drunk Bettor: Hey, here, here... who are you playing in the next race?
- John Hewitt: I'm not playing anything in the next race - or any other race - ever again!
- Mary Slate: I'm sorry, John. I've never seen such awful luck.
- John Hewitt: Well, there's one consolation, it can't get any worse!
- Rick Bowers - aka Rick Slate: [to Mary] That's what I love about you, baby. You only play the sure things.