- Bugs Bunny: [trying to convince Elmer not to leave] No. No, doc. You can't do this to me. Think of what we've been to each other. Why, we've been like... like Rabbit and Costello, Damon and Runyon...
- [tugs at Elmer's pants]
- Bugs Bunny: Stan and Laurel...!
- [rips them off accidentally]
- Bugs Bunny: Uh-oh!
- [He puts them back on]
- Bugs Bunny: You can't do this, I tell ya. You don't want to break up the act, do ya?
- [aside to audience]
- Bugs Bunny: Bette Davis is gonna hate me for this.
- [back to Elmer]
- Bugs Bunny: Think of your career.
- [turns back to audience, shocked]
- Bugs Bunny: And for that matter, think of my career.
- [breaks down in tears]
- [Bugs has dressed Elmer as a very shapely female to make him attractive to some Hollywood wolves]
- Elmer Fudd: Gwacious!
- [to the audience]
- Elmer Fudd: Have any of you giwls evew had an expewience wike this?
- Bugs Bunny: Let's see. What can I do to this guy next...?
- [reads from a book titled One Thousand and One Arabian Nightmares]
- Bugs Bunny: Oh, no! It's too gruesome!... but I'll do it.
- Elmer Fudd: Zillions and twillions of wabbits! Where are they all coming from?
- Bugs Bunny: [at an adding machine] From me, Doc. I'm multiplying, see? I'm multiplying!
- [both Elmer and Bugs falling from a great descent]
- Elmer Fudd: [crying from fear] What'll we do, Mr Wabbit? What'll we do?
- Bugs Bunny: I don't know about you, doc. But as for me...
- [Bugs makes a brief fanfare as he pulls out a bottle of HARE TONIC - Stop Falling Hare]
- Bugs Bunny: Skol, but bottoms up.
- [Bugs drinks the contents from the bottle and his momentum stops while Elmer continues falling]
- Bugs Bunny: [aside] Gosh, ain't I a stinker?
- Bugs Bunny: [after tying Elmer like a mummy to the railroad tracks and hears a train approaching] Good gravy! Here it comes, THE SUPERCHIEF!
- Elmer Fudd: [crying] Oh, agony... Agony...