- Bugs Bunny: [In drag, posing as a customer] I'd like to see something nice in a pair of bedroom slippers.
- Gildersleeve: Confidentially, so would I. He-he-he-he-he.
- Bugs Bunny: [posing as elevator operator] Sixth floor: rubber tires, nylons, hoes, bobby pins, girdles, alarm clocks, bourbon, butter, and other picture postcards!
- Gildersleeve: He-he-he-he-he. Kind of outsmarted you. Eh, little chum?
- Bugs Bunny: Hey, wait. Wait a minute. Say that again.
- Gildersleeve: He-he-he-he-he. Kind of outsmarted you. Eh, little chum?
- Bugs Bunny: Yeah, that's it. You know, you sound like that guy on the radio, the Great Gildersneeze.
- Gildersleeve: I do? Aw. "He-he-he-he-he. Kind of outsmarted you. Eh, little chum?"
- [Bugs takes the gun and tosses it away, but it goes off, alerting the manager]
- Gildersleeve: Say, are you trying to pull a fast one?
- Bugs Bunny: Well, confidentially, chubby... I just did.
- Bugs Bunny: [the manager has him cornered on the roof] You read any good books lately, Doc? I-I just finished a dandy. Yeah, all about a big guy like you, chasing after a little guy like me, see? Well, what the big guy didn't know was that right behind him, ready to strangulate him with his hairy hands, was a horrible Frankensence monster, breathing fire on the back of his neck.
- [the manager turns around; there is Bugs making a scary face; the manager screams and jumps out the side of the building]
- Store Manager: [Pointing shotgun at Bugs] Ha-ha-ha... Now I'll finish you off. Ha-ha-ha...
- Bugs Bunny: [Pointing his shotgun at Manager] On the contrary, I'll finish you!