- Opening Titles: The ancient belief is still held by many that anything that happens in the world is never lost. No sparrow falls unnoted ~~ no tree crashes in the forest unheard. The sorrows, the joys, the loves and the hates of past generations live on in people's memories, in their legends and their stories. Perhaps our story is something that has lived on in a person's memory or perhaps it is just a legend ~~
- Peter Althius: I'm beginning to believe some of this spooky stuff myself...
- George LaTour: A lot of it is true!
- Police Lt. Barry Lane: Do you believe in werewolves?
- Jan Spavero: How did you know?
- Police Lt. Barry Lane: It's my business to know!
- Princess Celeste LaTour: [after Elsa faints at her feet] When you awaken, you too shall be the daughter of a werewolf!
- Princess Celeste LaTour: This much I will promise you, Jan: you will be with your ancestors in the ground selected by my mother.
- Princess Celeste LaTour: [to Jan and Bianca] The life story of the La Tours will not be told by an unbeliever. To that I give oath!
- Princess Celeste LaTour: [Seductively to Bob] Anyone who finds the customs of my people fascinating; I find them fascinating too.
- Police Lt. Barry Lane: I'll admit that there are some peculiar things about this case that haven't been cleared up. We'll keep our eye on that guy, in case his mind clears and we can ask him some questions. But the Police Department hasn't got time to chase a lot of things that don't exist. I never heard of a wolf that could strike a match.
- Homer: [the police have just had a shootout with the wolf but instead shot a hole through Lt Lane's hat] You alright chief?
- Police Lt. Barry Lane: [Angrily] Well it's nice of you to enquire. I didn't know you cared. What are you doing up there?
- Homer: You mean to tell me you didn't see what we saw
- [referring to the wolf]
- Police Lt. Barry Lane: [Still angrily] How can I see anything when you're raining bullets on me like I was a sleeve target, come on down!
- Homer: You think the chief will believe us when we tell him what we saw?
- Policeman: He'll believe us alright when I show him this
- [He shows Homer his ripped up left sleeve on his shirt and jacket]