- Moe: [as they are looking around in a room, the Morse code device goes off] Shortwave!
- [to Curly]
- Moe: Take it down, quick.
- [Curly does as fast as he can, and when it stops]
- Moe: What does it say?
- Curly: Eh eh, eh, eh eh eh, eh, eh eh eh...
- Moe: [Slaps him] Ah, shaddup!
- [Turns to Larry]
- Moe: What's that mean?
- Larry: Eh, eh eh eh...
- Moe: You too, huh?
- [Slaps him]
- Larry: How do you spell "fifty"?
- Moe: Make it seventy-five.
- Well-dressed woman: What did you say?
- Moe: I said it's nice to be alive.
- The Reporter: Professor, I can't stand it any longer! Who was throwing the pies?
- Prof. J. Ogden Denkfeather: Oh, I threw the pies!
- [starts laughing hysterically, then a cream pie hits him in the face]