- Simon Templar: [Reacting to Horace's gun] Put it away, Horace.
- [To the reporter]
- Simon Templar: You must forgive my friend. He sees the world through crime-colored glasses.
- Insp. Claud Teal: I'm not through with you yet!
- Horace: But I don't know anythung!
- Insp. Claud Teal: If you say that again, I'll arrest you on suspicion!
- Joe Gallo: [Opening line as Templar picks up the phone] You don't know me, but would you be interested in a million pounds?
- Pat Holm: What's our program for tomorrow?
- Simon Templar: Simple enough - we've got a million pounds in gold.
- Pat Holm: Easy - where is it?
- Simon Templar: What does your female intuition say?
- Pat Holm: Around Baycomb? Smuggler's Cove?
- Simon Templar: You're wonderful! How do we get to then, you clever little thing?
- Pat Holm: They're supposed to be connected to Baycomb House. Used to be a monastery. What of it?
- Simon Templar: Trust these wise old monks to find a back entrance to the brandy somewhere.