- Curly: Wait a minute, wait a minute! You said you were gonna divide everything up equally!
- Moe: Oh, ungrateful, eh?
- Curly: Yeah!
- Moe: We get a half a slice of ham and a half an egg apiece. You get a whole bone and a whole eggshell, and you're squawkin'!
- Curly: I'm sorry, fellas... gee, you guys are swell to me.
- Curly: [noticing the door knob hanging off his tooth] Oh!
- [picks it up]
- Curly: Look at that tooth! It's a whoppah! And look at that root! You know if I belonged to the Elks, I'd wear this on my watch-chain... if I had a watch-chain.
- Moe: You pumpkin head! That's not your tooth, that's the door knob!
- Curly: Oh... no wonder my tooth still hurts - -
- [clutches his tooth in pain]
- Curly: Ooh, my tooth!
- Patient: What did you do before you became a dentist?
- Dr. Y. Tug: Why... uh... I-I was a butcher.
- Curly: [with his hat flying up in shock] Nyaah-aaah-aaaah!
- [grabs his hat and pulls it back down]
- Patient: As far as I'm concerned, you're *still* one.
- Curly: [singing] She was bread in ol' Kentcky, but she's only a crumb up here. She's knock kneed and double-jointed with a cauliflower ear. Some day we shall be married, and if vegetables get to dear, I'll cut myself a nice big slice of her cauliflower ear! 'Cause that ain't Russian!