- Buzz Baker: Well, I feel like a new woman. In fact, I feel like a new man. Bring me a telephone book.
- [Buzz and Fran enter a night club]
- Waiter: How many?
- Buzz Baker: Three.
- Waiter: You said three?
- Buzz Baker: I hope we're being followed.
- Fran: What are you? A man or a mouse?
- Wally 'The Fox' Benton: I'm a man, but tell me if you see a cat coming.
- Carol Lambert: Wally, this is no time to crack wise.
- Wally 'The Fox' Benton: If I don't crack wise I'll crack up.
- Gordon Thomas: I'm sorry JJ. I was just trying to ease your mind.
- Jones: You can ease my mind by not using yours.
- Sylvester: [Impatient with Wally's stubbornness] Let me persuade him. I won't leave any marks.
- Wally 'The Fox' Benton: Listen, I'm more stubborn when I'm unconscious.
- Sylvester: Yeah, well, how can you tell when you're unconscious?
- Wally 'The Fox' Benton: [With false bravado] Oh, I got ways. I got ways.
- [trying to warn Harvey his toothpaste has been poisoned]
- Wally 'The Fox' Benton: Mr. Upshaw, do not gargle! Don't do anything! But especially, do NOT brush your teeth!
- Harvey Upshaw: Don't worry, I won't even take them out!
- Wally 'The Fox' Benton: It was probably just your imagination.
- Fran: Didn't you hear it too?
- Wally 'The Fox' Benton: Sure but I got a pretty good imagination.
- Wally 'The Fox' Benton: [a sword swings down and just misses him] If that's a joke I'm glad I didn't get the point.
- Carol Lambert: [continuing their call for help while Wally battles with Sylvester] The Fox is fighting for his life!
- Buzz: [picks up a blunt object, pauses to speak into the radio] I think he's losing.
- [comes up behind Sylvester and brains him]
- Wally 'The Fox' Benton: [Looking at a row of mummies] Looks like they just sat through a double feature.