- Jackie: Don't you know that guy's gypping us?
- Mrs. Margaret Mack (storekeeper): I know he is, Jack, but do you remember? You got a quarter's worth of molasses out of me that same way once.
- Jackie: [shame-faced] I-I was afraid you'd remember that. Well, we all have our weak moments -- but that guy is permanent.
- Jackie: Well, here's the molasses, Bonedust.
- Robert 'Bonedust': Thanks, Jack.
- Jackie: Hey, wait a minute. Where's the dough?
- Robert 'Bonedust': Doggone, Jack. The money's in the jug.
- Jackie: Oh, yeah? Say, that was an old gag when my mother was a kid.
- Henderson, Chain store official: I told you over the phone I'd give you $1500 more than the price agreed upon.
- Mrs. Margaret Mack (storekeeper): Over the phone?
- Henderson, Chain store official: Yes.
- Mrs. Margaret Mack (storekeeper): [realizing she was almost swindled] Wait a minute.
- [punches Mr. Pennypacker in the snoot, knocking him to the floor]
- Jackie: [trying to dissuade two chain store reps from buying Mrs. Macks' store] Naw, you couldn't sell many chains in this town anyhow.
- Farina: No. Even banks close on Saturday afternoon.
- Chubby: Yeah. Everybody's starving to death in this town.
- [suddenly grins broadly]
- Chubby: [Henderson laughs]
- Chubby: It's gettin' me down, too. I used to be fat.