The Cat Creeps

An 'old dark house' mystery based on the play The Cat and the Canary.

How does one write a review of this lost 'old dark house' mystery? Either the reviewer is very old and has an excellent memory (like minstrel3), or they have in their possession the only existing copy and aren't willing to share. Or maybe they're just making stuff up.

Less than two minutes of footage from The Cat Creeps is known to exist, gleaned from a compilation short from 1932 titled 'Boo'; the footage shows a mysterious figure with a hairy, clawed hand emerging from behind a secret panel to terrify Annabelle West (Helen Twelvetrees). It's impossible to ascertain the quality of an entire movie from such brief clips (although 81 people have somehow managed to rate the film on IMDb thus far), suffice to say that it looks like standard spooky old mansion shenanigans.

It's a real shame that the film remains lost -- perhaps the reviewer who gave it such a detailed appraisal will be willing to share their copy one day...

I was 7 when I saw it. I am now three days into 86 and I can still internalize -- vividly -- all of the scary parts, scene by scene and shot by shot. And after seeing it, I wouldn't go to bed with the lights off for months. Also, for many years I was not allowed to see, among others, "The Invisible Man," "Frankentein," "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde," and "Dracula."

I didn't mind.

But I do mind that the film is lost and has been for years. I've been trying to find it so I could see it and exorcize it.

Plus one other thing: They didn't do Parent Guides in 1930, but wouldn't you think it might not be such a great idea to send your seven-year-old to see a movie called "The Cat Creeps"?

"The Cat Creeps" is the last film directed by Rupert Julian, whose single best-known credit is the silent version of "The Phantom of the Opera", starring Lon Chaney. But Chaney and Julian quarrelled bitterly during production of that film: Julian was ultimately dismissed from the set, and Chaney took over the direction himself (with an uncredited assist by Edward Sutherland). So, Julian's reputation is based on a film which he largely didn't direct. "The Cat Creeps" is probably a better indication of his talents, which weren't much.

"The Cat and the Canary" was a spooky-old-house stage play by John Willard, which was filmed several times. The two most notable versions are Paul Leni's 1927 moody silent film and the 1939 remake which played up the comedy relief and made a star of Bob Hope. "The Cat Creeps" is the first talkie version, made only three years after Leni's silent, and probably retitled so as to avoid comparisons.

It's a poor film. Many early sound-era films were much more ponderous than late silent films, due to the heavy sound-recording equipment and the bulky mufflers (called "blimps") that were needed to soundproof the cameras. Even by early talkie standards, "The Cat Creeps" is a VERY slow film, in every way inferior to the 1927 and 1939 versions.

The film sticks very close to Willard's play and the Leni version. Ten years after a miser's death, his relatives meet in his creepy old house for the reading of the will. (Isn't it actually illegal to delay the reading of a will this long?) The terms of the will are read out by Lawyer Crosby: the other characters keep calling him "Lawyer Crosby", as if that's his name. Annabelle West (Helen Twelvetrees) stands to inherit the lot, unless she conveniently goes insane (from, let's say, terror .. or maybe boredom) before she leaves the old house. If Annabelle goes bonkers, then all the lovely lolly goes to... suddenly the lights go out! When they go on again, Lawyer Crosby has vanished into thin heir.

Oh, yeah, I forgot. There's a homicidal maniac loose on the premises. (No home should be without one.) He's known only as the Cat, but evidence indicates that the Cat is also one of the disinherited relatives ... who might just inherit after all if Annabelle is driven insane. (Why doesn't he just kill her?) Meanwhile, Lawyer Crosby's corpse falls out of the cupboard. Where's the will? Stodgy Neil Hamilton, warming up (or cooling off) for his future role as Commissioner Gordon in the "Batman" TV series, flusters his way through his role here as Annabelle's handsome protector ... or could he possibly be the evil Cat?

"The Cat Creeps" was made during Universal Studios' great period of horror films, so it's disappointing that this movie delivers so little "boo!" for the buck. Helen Twelvetrees displays so little screen presence, she ought to be pruned down to Helen Threetrees. As for her acting ability ... well, she's pretty to look at, but that's all. If you've seen another version of "The Cat and the Canary", you know how this version ends. In fact, this version offers nothing that isn't done better in the '27 or '39 version, or both. Skip this unnecessary remake. It's alleged "historic" significance is negligible.

I don't know why the previous reviewer was so hard on a film he's never seen! THE CAT CREEPS is a "lost" film. To the best of my knowledge, it has never been seen since it's original release in late 1930. The film is worthy of rediscovery for several reasons, including:

A) It has a great cast...one of the best of any film released in 1930;

B) The film was directed by Rupert (THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA) Julian;

C) It could be considered the first Universal sound horror film, predating DRACULA by 3 months;

D) Cast members Lilyan Tashman and Blanche Friderici co-starred the following year in a wonderful mystery-horror film, MURDER BY THE CLOCK;

E) Star Helen Twelvetrees was a popular early talkie actress...she, along with Constance Bennett, Nancy Carroll, Mae Clarke, Ann Harding, Billie Dove, et al, typified the early sound era;

I hope this title is rediscovered. Paging Kino Video......

The Cat Creeps is a very difficult movie to review. Even harder since IMDB now requires a way to long minimum of six hundred characters in the review. So it forces us to add a lot of padding. No known copies of this movie exist anymore. But in the early 70's my mom told me about old movies she had seen as a young girl in the 30's, and the Cat Creeps was one of them. She said it was pretty good. From what she told me, I gave it a 7. At least there's some basis for a rating there. Wikipedia has a section on "lost films", and one on "partial or incomplete films". This one is listed in the incomplete section.