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3 Dumb Clucks

[while breaking out of jail with Curly and Moe, Larry is having trouble getting some oil out of an oil can. Moe checks it, and while doing so, Larry squirts some oil onto Moe's face]
Larry: What happnend to you?
Moe: What happened to me is gonna happen to you.
[Moe tries to get his own back on Larry, but fails, and Larry squirts more oil onto Moe]
Moe: It's a good thing they got an electric chair in this building, otherwise I'd kill ya.

Pop Howard: Say, what's the meaning of this? What are you doing here?
Moe: Ma sent us here to keep you from marrying that blonde.
Curly: And I aim to do it, too. That's what I aim to do. I aim. Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
Moe: [hitting him with a chicken leg] Quiet!
[Curly barks at him; as Moe moves to hit him again, Curly catches the morsel in his mouth]
Curly: [taking a bite and chewing] Mmm!
Pop Howard: Now, you boys be nice, and I'll let you come to my wedding this afternoon. Here some money; go out and get yourself some new clothes.
Moe: Nothing doing. We ain't gonna let you marry her. You can't bribe me.
Larry: Me, neither.
Curly: [taking the money] Me, too.
Moe: Give it back.
[with a groan of disappointment, Curly does]
Moe: [taking it] You would, eh?

Chopper's Henchman: How'd you make out, baby?
Daisy: Well, we got the marriage license, and the wedding's set for 3:00.
Chopper's Henchman: Ah, that's great. Chopper and I decided to have the wedding up here at the penthouse.
[he makes a gun gesture with his finger]
Chopper: Yeah, because it wouldn't be polite to give the guy the works in his own joint. Especially on his wedding day.
Daisy: It's all right by me. I'll bring him up here then.
Chopper's Henchman: Attagirl. When it's all over, you and I will go to Europe and spend the old guy's dough, huh, baby?

Larry: Hiya, Pop.
Moe: Hiya, Dad.
Curly: Mmm, food!
Moe: [pulling him back] Wait a minute. Can't you wait 'til we're all ready? Go!

Prison Guard: [catching the Stooges trying to break out] What's going on in here?
Curly: What's going on in here?
Moe: [showing him a bar from the window] Termites.
Prison Guard: Termites? I'll report 'em.

Prison Guard: [Moe feigns using an electric razor to cover for Curly drilling through a wall] What you need is a hacksaw.
Larry: No, we tried that, but that window's...
[Moe kicks him as a non-verbal indication to shut up]
Larry: Oof!
Prison Guard: Imagine. A hacksaw in jail.

Moe: [outside their father's estate] That's the old man's joint, all right.
Larry: Yeah, they got him behind bars, too.
Curly: You got your razor?
[calling through the gate]
Curly: Hey, warden! Hey, keeper!
Moe: [thumping him] What's the matter? This is no jail.
Curly: How are we gonna get in?
Moe: Use your head. I got it!
[taking out a chisel]
Moe: If I only had a hammer.
Curly: Hammer?
[taking a sledgehammer out of his jacket]
Curly: Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
Moe: [setting the chisel against the gate] Oh, boy. Give it all you've got. Good one.
[Curly hits Larry on the backswing, then Moe's hand]
Moe: [in pain] Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Curly: [seeing the gate open] Oh, look, it's open.
Moe: Yeah. Look what you did to my hand.
[as Curly leans in for a closer look, Moe hits him on the head with the chisel]

Daisy: Oh, he's fainted!
Chopper's Henchman: Give him some air. Bring him over here by the open window.
Curly: No, not the window!
Moe: He passed out again. Speak to me, kid. Say something. Come on, kid, please say something.
Curly: Something.
Moe: [bonking him on the head] Come on! He's all right, folks.

Moe: Say, won't Ma be tickled when she hears we broke up the wedding?
Larry: Yeah, but won't Pa sizzle when he finds out you married his girl?
Curly: She's supposed to be his wife, but now she's gonna be his daughter. Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
Moe: He'll tear your tonsils out.

Chopper's Henchman: Say, where you been?
Pop Howard: I'm looking for my Daisy-Waisy.
Chopper's Henchman: Oh, Daisy's waiting for you downstairs.
Pop Howard: Oh, I better go down, then.
Chopper's Henchman: You said it.
Pop Howard: [getting pushed down the elevator shaft] No!
Chopper's Henchman: [Curly comes running down the stairs] Where are you going?
Curly: Upstairs.
Chopper's Henchman: That's that.
[Curly comes up out of the staircase and, seeing them, turns back around]
Chopper: There he is again!
Chopper's Henchman: Come on, we'll cut him off with the elevator.
[the elevator door opens and Pop comes out; seeing them, he gets back on]
Chopper: Say, are we drunk?

Pop Howard: Hello, is Daisy there?
Chopper's Henchman: Yeah, but she can't come to the phone. She's busy getting married to old man Howard.
Pop Howard: Thanks. I'll call later.
[hanging up, then trying to call back]
Pop Howard: Married? Wait. Hello, hello. You can't do that, I ain't there, I'm here. But I'll be right over.

Chopper's Henchman: You know what to do.
Chopper's Henchman: Sure. As soon as this mug marries Daisy, we'll polish him off.
Chopper's Henchman: Yeah, but we can't shoot him. That'd make too much noise.
Curly: [eavesdropping] You think they mean me?
Moe: They don't mean me.
Larry: Me either.
Chopper's Henchman: How about choking him?
Chopper's Henchman: Nah, that'll leave fingerprints. I got it. As soon as they get married, we dump him out of a window. He falls 14 stories and it looks like an accident.
Chopper's Henchman: Great.
Moe: That guy thinks of everything.
Larry: I'm glad they made up their mind.
Moe: They had me worried.
Curly: I'm still worried.
Moe: Wait a minute. Where are you going?
Curly: After the thin man.

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