- Elmer: [after hearing a recurring unknown little man now named Elmer re-appear, that's lightly whistling a tune, the wolf's curiosity and temper quickly rises irately]
- Wolf: Hey, bud! Hey, just a minute, bud! Now who the heck are you anyway?
- Elmer: Who, me?
- [Hits wolf with a mallet, knocking him out]
- Elmer: *chuckles* I'm the hero in this picture! *chuckles*
- Elmer: [Iris closes, irises opens to show Elmer starts kissing Little Red Walking Hood continuously & his kissing continued as the iris re-closes]
- Wolf: [a la Elmer Blurt] *knocks door* I hope the old Grandma's to home. I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope.
- Grandma: Who's there?
- Wolf: [clears throat, does a high-pitched girly voice] It's me, Little Red Riding Habit.
- [Grandma looks at the peeping hatch with the wolf heading in]
- Grandma: [shuts hatch] Woo! Wolf, stay away from my door!
- [Grandma whoops and hollers while escaping from the wolf until the phone rings]
- Grandma: [gets on a chair and crosses her fingers] Uh-uh, King's X.
- [Wolf forces to wait while Grandma answers the phone]
- Grandma: Hello? Hello? Oh, yes.
- Grandma: [to the audience] Would you people pardon me just a minute.
- Grandma: Eh, let me see, now... 1 dozen eggs.
- Grandma: [to the audience] It's the grocer, folks. Heh...
- Grandma: A pound of butter, 1 head of lettuce, a can of peas, on half-dozen summer squash...
- Wolf: Aw, come on, Grandma!
- Grandma: ... a lemon pie and a... case of gin. Goodbye.
- [Hangs up phone]
- Grandma: *whoops* Here we go again!
- [resumes chasing]
- Wolf: [posing as Grandma] Uh, come in.
- Little Red Walking Hood: But Grandmother, what large eyes you have?
- Wolf: All the better to see you with, my dear.
- Little Red Walking Hood: And Grandmother, what a large schnozzola you have
- Wolf: I can't hear very good. Come a little clo-o-o-ser.
- Little Red Walking Hood: And Grandmother...
- Little Red Walking Hood: [to the audience] Rather childish and a bit silly, don't you think?
- Little Red Walking Hood: What enormous teeth you possess?
- Wolf: [chases Red] Yeah, well, it's all the better to eat you with!