- Female Golfer: What's a birdie?
- Male Golfer: It's a thing that makes wise birds turn cuckoo.
- Jack Kelly: Gee, Pa - lay off those heavy boxes! You're no Dempsey.
- Pop Kelly: The boss has been hollerin' for you - an' he's mad as blazes.
- Jack Kelly: Listen, Pa - if the old herring gets too fresh I'll quit - then where will he be?
- Title Card: The wealthy Widow Lomsdon had married in haste and repented at Reno.
- Title Card: Eustance Tewksbury was born in London and had been in a fog ever since.
- Jack Kelly: Allie, I'm sorry - please let me explain! I can see you in there, Allie! Why don't you answer me? Won't oo let oo ittle boy friend make upsie wiv oo?
- Jack Kelly: I'm going home, boss. You'll find me in the shipping room tomorrow morning. I'm not going to marry for money. I thought I was the whole maple forest, but I'm only the sap.
- Allie Monte: Whatever did I do with my nightgown?
- Jack Kelly: Search me! Want me to turn on the light?
- Allie Monte: Don't you dare! I've found it!
- Jack Kelly: Thank goodness!
- Allie Monte: How would you like to spend our honeymoon abroad?
- Jack Kelly: Just dandy.
- Allie Monte: I'll turn on the light now, dear, if you are ready.
- Jack Kelly: I'm ready.
- Title Card: Golf was invented by the Dutch in an effort to make the Scotch forget bagpipes.