Stranded

I am afraid that if I had directed this film I would be on trial for mass homicide as I would have killed all of the actors as well as the crew. Now in my defense I would ask the jury to just watch the movie and I would leave it in their hands. There is no doubt that I would be acquitted for justifiable homicide on all counts! I truly wish I had gone for my colonostomy instead of canceling my appointment with my proctologist. After watching this movie , I am in dire need of therapy by a professional as I am questioning my own judgement and am feeling rather suicidal. I will definitely attend church tonight and pray these thoughts pass but more than that I will pray that all contributors regarding this film be forgiven as they know not what they've done!

It started out ok, I thought it had decent potential...at first. But then they introduced the siblings and it was 30 minutes of interminable arguing and complaining and terrible acting. I directed high school plays with better acting. "My charger is in the trunk!" Umm you are in an SUV. Just reach over the back seat? I really love to give these low-budget films a chance because there are some seriously good hidden gems out there, and some really fun "so bad they're good" movies. This movie is just plain bad. Don't waste your time. This was an hour and 22 minutes of my life I will never get back. I would rather have gotten a root canal.

I am guessing that the creators of this mess assumed that making a very low budget film was bound to make them at least a small profit, that could be the only reason ANYONE would this pitiful excuse for a movie.

The dialogue is not even realistic, the bickering and arguments between the siblings are so unnatural that they sound like nasty chatter with no point or meaning. The characters are utterly shallow and bland. It is like listening to a hive of angry bees incessantly buzzing in a hostile way endlessly.

The acting was horrible from EVERY SINGLE cast member, no exception! And the lack of a storyline made the whole enterprise drag on endlessly.

In the end the whole thing was POINTLESS!

Characters do nothing but complain and yell at each other. Gave me a headache. Characters have about 3 brain cells between the 4 of them. Please, save yourself a headache and skip watching this. The sasquatch costume is so bad, at one point you can see the person inside of it. He is only on screen for a few minutes. The whole rest of the time is just yelling and complaining. We suffered through the movie and finally had to turn it off when they were horribly fake crying at the end. They definitely could have done a lot better with a lot of the script and closing the actors. Definitely not what we were expecting when we started the movie.

I like to give low budget movies the benefit of the doubt, cause some of them are actually hidden gems. But this?..... this is singlehandedly THE worst, most miserable excuse of a "horror" movie. Literally the entire movie was nothing but arguing and the worst acting I've seen from the siblings, who are not to mention, 3 of the most unlikeable people in a movie I've ever seen. Their entire personality was "Big Bro left, so let's just make him the spawn of Satan" and it was just so annoying. The creature was not threatening at all, and the costume was cheesy as hell. I was fully expecting SOMEONE to get kidnapped or something, for at least a CRUMB of excitement, but nope. This was singlehandedly the worst 80 minutes of movie that I have ever had the dishonor of watching. Please don't waste your time on this movie, unless your baked as hell. And even then, I wouldn't watch it lmao.