Stranded

This was unquestionably the most painful movie experience of my 4 decade life. I try to give smaller budget movies a chance, because you can find some hidden gems there. And who doesn't enjoy a nice creature feature?

But this was complete trash. Every single character was absolutely annoying. If there is any credit I give to the script is that the writers found different ways for each character to be obnoxious. Most annoying fictional character in the history of film goes to Donnie. His screaming wife was terrible. The not so photogenic and bitchy sister terrible. Big brother with abysmal haircut, terrible.

I would have rather spent the same amount of time waiting in a DMV or doctors office than watch this drivel again. Peeyoo.

I read a couple of reviews for this stinker before I watched it. I almost decided to not bother but I thought "It can't be that bad, can it"? DANG!!! It suuuuuure can...and then some. An hour and a half of my life that I'll never get back. The "acting" here was soooo bad that it made my stomach roll. The fake arguing was soooo bad that I was embarrassed FOR the horribly bad "actors" doing it. A third grade school play has it all over this junk, garbage, trash. If you see this before you watch it, PLEASE take my advice and avoid this crap like a plague. I had rated it a two, but as I was writing this, I changed it to a one. As always, THANK YOU and ENJOY A MOVIE TODAY!!!

I am guessing that the creators of this mess assumed that making a very low budget film was bound to make them at least a small profit, that could be the only reason ANYONE would this pitiful excuse for a movie.

The dialogue is not even realistic, the bickering and arguments between the siblings are so unnatural that they sound like nasty chatter with no point or meaning. The characters are utterly shallow and bland. It is like listening to a hive of angry bees incessantly buzzing in a hostile way endlessly.

The acting was horrible from EVERY SINGLE cast member, no exception! And the lack of a storyline made the whole enterprise drag on endlessly.

In the end the whole thing was POINTLESS!

Characters do nothing but complain and yell at each other. Gave me a headache. Characters have about 3 brain cells between the 4 of them. Please, save yourself a headache and skip watching this. The sasquatch costume is so bad, at one point you can see the person inside of it. He is only on screen for a few minutes. The whole rest of the time is just yelling and complaining. We suffered through the movie and finally had to turn it off when they were horribly fake crying at the end. They definitely could have done a lot better with a lot of the script and closing the actors. Definitely not what we were expecting when we started the movie.

I am afraid that if I had directed this film I would be on trial for mass homicide as I would have killed all of the actors as well as the crew. Now in my defense I would ask the jury to just watch the movie and I would leave it in their hands. There is no doubt that I would be acquitted for justifiable homicide on all counts! I truly wish I had gone for my colonostomy instead of canceling my appointment with my proctologist. After watching this movie , I am in dire need of therapy by a professional as I am questioning my own judgement and am feeling rather suicidal. I will definitely attend church tonight and pray these thoughts pass but more than that I will pray that all contributors regarding this film be forgiven as they know not what they've done!