Pandamonium

Great movie. We need more movies like this. Felt like it was worthy of at least something like channel 4.

For fans of bad movies and even worse puns, on the lookout for low quality entertainment, your luck is in because someone went and made 'pandamonium'. Why is another matter. From the outset m j Dixon's film wears its ineptitude like a badge of honor, the acting was so bad that I was convinced that this was originally a foreign movie and the actors were dubbed into the English language. The dialogue is no better,it seemed like it was authored by a lobotomised ex lads mag journalist. The biggest crime of all however is the attempts at humour, for a supposed horror comedy, the jokes were painfully unfunny, consisting of puns that were so inane and witless, they make Freddy Krueger sound like Stephen fry in comparison. The horror elements were so meh, they are barely worth mentioning. 'pandamonium' may have amused it's creators whilst coming up with its pun based title, but I have a more apt,pun based title for this movie : 'unbearable '

A great angle to have a killer panda! Love the twists (don't want to spoil things so will not say) and great comedy too. All delivered by a great cast and an amazing leading lady perfromance! Horrors with comedy can often loose their way trying to shoe horn comedy in but this tight script shot mainly in an office building at a night party is briliantly filmed and it flows through a whole evening (mainly) follwing one death after another with well scripted funny lines being nailed in their delivery by a strong cast. Effects are great and there is plenty of blood and a few twists to surprise! And make sure you watch till after the credits!!! This is a good film to watch anythime! Perfect for horror fans who like a lighthearted script!

If you like low budget, daft horror, then you are in for a treat. I certainly do.

The score is ludicrously low for this film, I'm baffled. Do people not have a sense of humour no more? I came here just to review it.

Funny, gory, some fit birds, what more do people want from horror films?

10Stars

Classic in the making

I have seen some awful movies this year and have wanted to switch off at many points but at no point in this film did I want to switch off.

It is low budget but is well filmed, has decent acting and some rather bizarre and witty dialogue "oh you cut my **** off, i think i will go and die!" , "classic stripper move" , "yes i am definitely going to die" "overtime can be such a killer" - so bizarre and unusual in its concept and the Panda outfit adds quite a sinister element so in my humble opinion it does rather well and I never found it boring as the other reviewers have but then I like things that are out of the ordinary / off the wall / imaginative, call it what you will but this is easily an above average British Comedy Horror slasher!

Actually not as bad as people are making out!

Lee Mark Jones for some inexplicable reason is the standout for me , he was truly bizarrely funny!