Knifecorp

The plot is ridiculous, the characters are ridiculous and the script is plain silly. This is not to say the movie was bad, but it's beyond me how it's not listed as a comedy/horror, since that seemed to be the intent.

The acting was kind of mediocre, but some of that might be due to how exaggerated their characters were, like their dumb jock and wimpy kid characters were each dialed up to 100, with a mysterious foreigner being somewhere near 1000.

I may have a slight bias, since I almost became a knife salesman myself when I was younger, and the film did a good job at the start showing how silly it felt sitting in one of those rooms, hearing the promise of riches from selling miracle knives door-to-door.

As a horror alone, it was a failure, but as a comedy with a horror theme, it was at least moderately entertaining, keeping me interested enough to finish, and even laugh a few times along the way.

Kane Hodder is a horror icon and a legendary stuntman. His most notable role is playing the best Jason Voorhees in 4 Friday The 13th films, back in the old days. He is also known for playing Victor Crowley in the Hatchet films. After the Victor Crowley sequel in 2017, he is finally back in a good independent horror... there are some really cheesy scenes but its still a fun ride. And what a great performance from Kane! Also, there are some nice cameos from Tiffany Shepis and Felissa Rose. It's not the best horror movie ever made but it's really not that bad either. I had fun watching it and I think if you want to kill some time, especially if you're a Kane Hodder fan, you should check it out.

There is no way this was written by people who wanted to tell an entertaining story. Granted, there are the very vaguest bones of an idea hiding beneath the bloated flesh of what actually happens, but none of them really come to the surface.

Acting is barely passable. All technical aspects seem to be done professionally enough. The house is a gorgeous setting. But the script and 'humor' and 'horror' are giant fails.

This didn't lean hard enough into the comedy aspects, so the caricatures come across as insulting stereotypes. Nor did it lean hard enough into the horror aspects, meaning it wasn't gruesome or creepy. Characters were stupidly flawed, cell service failure was yada-yada 'a dead zone', and nothing really made sense. Even the twist and follow up were hollow and weak.

I truly believe that whomever was in charge expected that having some horror icons in the cast would elevate this to cult status and all the numerous flaws would be overlooked. But nothing about the movie hits that cult, spoof, self-aware, cheesiness that it was looking for.

One of the first lines is "I see sales people, and sales women" which just makes zero sense unless you want to argue that women aren't people in which case you go right ahead.

Kane Hodder does great films and terrible films. This is NOT a great film.

Watching this film, I realise why Kane Hodder never got speaking parts. Lame plot, terrible acting. How anybody dare compare to Fear Street is beyond me. You can see he tries to do Jason like kills but it just fails totally.