The Rise of Sir Longbottom

Good try, but not enough retakes-- you are allowed to reshoot scenes to make them better.

OK my first review. I only reviewed this film because I got tired of all the negative reviews most of the films seem to get. Then I saw the one rave review an decided to give it a watch. I went in expecting it to be somewhere in the middle of the rave and the pan. I was very wrong. This movie does not have any redeeming value. Even as an Indie film it was atrocious. I couldn't even get through all of it. This is worse than a waste of time. Its not even the bad kind of movie you can enjoy like "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes". All copies of this movie should be burned. PLEASE.

This fun adventure action packed indie film reminds me of Spy Kids on a budget. It's light hearted fun with a detailed storyline most indie films never achieve. Impressive fight scenes, visual effects, and pacing made this film entertaining to watch.

This makes me mad. When people get money to make something so bad! It just hurts the heart. Shame to all involved! Shame : (

Horrific "Kung Fu" Sequences that were never choregraphed above 10FPS. Uninspiring dialog and actors/actresses who make it even worse.

Plot/Story, if you can call it that, is so lazy and haphazard.

Can not tell who the audience for this is meant to be. So hammy and cheesy that it felt like crappy wannabe Spy Kids until the blood and death popped in.