0000: A Shark Odyssey

0000: A Shark Odyssey is insane. If you were a middle school teacher and told your entire class to make a movie each on their own, none of them would turn out even close to the horrendousness of this failed attempt at art. It features characters talking so slowly that you can go to the next grocery store without missing anything, the acting is so devoid of any emotion that it physically hurts, the lack of different voices for different characters makes it incredibly hard to follow, the plot is non-existent, the "animation" looks like someone was bored with Microsoft Paint, the musical numbers might make you deaf for the rest of your life, scenes go on and on to the point of absurdity, the puns would make any dad joke lover facepalm, and the post-credits noise would make the most devoted Atheist pray to God to just make it end. The movie is cocky, it claims to have a point of social importance. The whole thing is just an excuse for the director's original songs. It is a 91 minute movie that feels like five hours, and I love every bit of it. This has to be seen to be believed! I emplore you all to watch and rate this movie, it's freely available on the director's YouTube channel. 0000: A Shark Odyssey is EASILY worse than classics like The Room and Birdemic. It's truly unique and extraordinary.