Human Hibachi

What in the world did I just watch? Sometime you have to trust your instincts and I didn't, I read the reviews and I am paying for it. Just wander what other reviewers have watched?! Horrible acting, low production value and harisma that only a dead horse can portray. Stay away from this one like a plague. AWFUL!!!!

Uninspired, cheap, very low quality and awful acting, if you want to call it that at all. Complete waste of time.

I'll break down why it's so bad 1. The acting is on par with your kids preschool Christmas play 2. Every character sucks 3. Movies like this are why found footage movies are rarely take seriously First I'm a found footage fanatic who will watch any found footage movie once and there are some really well done micro budget found footage movies out there (children of sorrow, chasing the devil, ) but this was embarrassing I'm passing this on to Mike bill and Kevin at rifftrax to see if they can make it worth watching. Because honestly this is probably one of the worst found footage movies I've ever seen.

The title, HUMAN HIBACHI, and poster should give you a pretty good idea that you're in for one gory, depraved ride. And on that trip, this low-budget indie really delivers.

But wait! There's more. Fans of dark, twisted humor will enjoy this one. I generally don't like horror-comedy, but it works here.

HUMAN HIBACHI is shot in found-footage style and off the top of my head I can't think of another demented gorefest that does the same. A couple films that the story reminds me are the excellent CANNIBAL FARM and THE BUTCHER (dir Michael Moutsatsos).

Is HUMAN HIBACHI a perfect film? Not by any measure. But is it a sick, bloody, fun 90mins? Hell ya. It's an entertaining film, ideal for late nights, that I'd recommend to anyone who isn't too squeamish. 6/10 stars

This one is a tale of two films the first half is a video diary of a girl's 35th birthday celebrations and the second half shows you when those celebrations take a turn for the worse. The second half picks up and becomes a whole new film