- The Riddler: Riddle me this - "The less of me you have, the more I am worth"... what am I? Answer - A Friend.
- Catwoman: You're absolutely insane. He killed your friend. Tried to kill Nightwing. Hell, he almost killed me and you're sorry he's dead?
- Batman: I had to try. If someone can be saved, I have to try.
- Catwoman: You do, don't you? It's a compulsion. You and your goddamn code. And you'll die because of it, you know this, right? Will that make it all better?
- Batman: Without a code, I'm no better than them.
- Bruce Wayne: Hello, Damian.Titus.
- Damian Wayne: Pennyworth tells me you're romantically involved with a criminal now?
- Bruce Wayne: Ex-criminal, Damian, and it's only a date.
- Damian Wayne: There are no ex-criminals, Father, only ones who aren't breaking the law at the moment.
- [Titus barks]
- Bruce Wayne: She's not like that, anymore. Damian, I...
- Damian Wayne: Look, I understand. This never-ending mission of ours is a lonely endeavor. If this trollop provides some carnal release, so be it.
- Bruce Wayne: Trollop? Your slang skills need work.
- Damian Wayne: But I needn't bring up your past poor choices in women, including but not limited to my mother.
- Bruce Wayne: Damian, I'm not...
- Damian Wayne: Not that I'm ungrateful being here, mind you...
- [brakes screech]
- Damian Wayne: ... however, I must insist that you use protection. And another thing, cover your drink.
- Bruce Wayne: Goodbye, Damian.
- Selina Kyle: [In bed with Batman/Bruce Wayne] I don't often say something was worth the wait because I hate waiting. But that, meow.
- Batman: I feel the same.
- [Sits up, revealing scars on his back]
- Selina Kyle: Oh, my god. Those scars... so many.
- Batman: [Sits back, showing scars on his chest] You, uh, remember these?
- Selina Kyle: [Recognizes them] I'd just gotten my retractable claws, cost a small fortune.
- Batman: They worked. I had to upgrade my Kevlar body armor after that.
- Selina Kyle: Uh, sorry?