1-800 Phone Sex 2

Dating back to 2004, Brazzers created many a satisfying porn series, with its big-breast crusade managing to stretch itself to teens and big-booty content too. Why the new multi-national brass (still nominally headquartered in Quebec supposedly) thought phone sex was a possible hook is beyond me.

This second edition adds big bazooms to the formula, after the first one was rooted in jail-bait territory (e.g., petite gonzo star Holly Hendrix). Label's newest bombshell Nicolette Shea brings her oversize top and bottom to share the screen with stalwarts Monique Alexander and Madison Ivy in silly sex scenes counterpointed to nominal jobs as phone sex girls.

The only real phone sex plus real sex vignette has Monique yammering away on the line with a customer while being impaled by the BBC of Isiah Maxwell. There are four scenes in all, one for each girl, and a tedious finale of three mouths on a single cock, belonging to Johnny Sins.

Highlight buried within very dull stretches is a super-slow-motion blow job cum shot by Madison on the dick of Jean Val Jean, no doubt worth preserving in some future montage when the rest of this clunker is thrown out.