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Whether you like it or not you are unlikely to ever see anything similar. If you liked space cop or kung fury this deserves a look. Its much wierder, at times it's Jodorowski level wierd. I dont even know if i liked it but im glad i watched it.

Do not expect to watch something with a coherent story and plot as this film feels more like watching a dream than anything else. This film has plenty of unique styles of cinematography as well having a lot of humor in its absurdity. Watch this if you want an experience that is odd then give this a try, would recommend

Looking at the other reviews I can see how confusing this film is, as it was meant to be. Viewers have trouble getting the heroes and villains straight and one review cleared up some confusion for me. At one point in the middle my husband turned to me and said, "I wonder what they are going to recommend because we watched this?" It is a challenge to think of other films like it because it throws in so many genres. It isn't that funny, either, because that would make it a parody, which is a genre. While watching it I thought it was incoherent but now I think the filmmakers were very focused and intentional. Some films are stories, some evoke emotion, some are intended to invoke a state of consciousness in their audience. This idea is lifted from the conclusion of Aristophanes' The Frogs. This movie invokes a state of some sort. Whatever that state is, it seems to be shared by the community that made this film.

Despite what some people may say about this film, this film itself is quite unique, and quite entertaining at that! With its exotic writing, acting, and overall film methods, it definitely in my opinion is worth a watch.

The world needs more films like this. Its like The Mighty Boosh wanted to produce a sci-fi as a side project, but for some reason they wanted to keep their names out of it. Every criticism that you may have about this being ridiculously cheap and making no sense is everything that makes this film wonderful. I can't be the only person thats sick of knowing everything about a film the second i see the poster or hear the byline. The bigger budget a film has then the more cliches they usually cram in. But this film looks like was made for the price of a lunchtime snack for the main cast. And a small snack at that.

I cannot rate this . Stiff mannerism acting. absurd events. very low budget. bad dubbing style. Someone will appreciate this film but i didn't....try it for yourself!

Imagine taking the tropes from multiple films, eating them, throwing them up,then eating the resulting bile Regurgitate said bile and add in some bad dubbing, bad actors, no script and you kinda get somewhere near to what this film is

All the reviews here must be from people involved with the film because it is really bad with no redeeming qualities

I was going to begin this title with "Surreal", but if you're going to talk about a film that's clearly inspired by Phillip K. Dick's fiction that's kind of redundant. The basic plot bears quite a few points of similarity to one of the author's lesser-known novels, "Ubik"; there's even a major character named "Palmer Eldritch" -- as in Dick's novel "The Three Stigmata of". Which also featured an alien hallucinogen.

So the film isn't shy about acknowledging its antecedents. Along with lots of other influences from all over the place. Whether you'll like it or not probably depends on whether you enjoy that type of story. But seriously: "Worst movie ever"? No way. I really wish reviewers would stop using this as shorthand for "This was confusing/I didn't understand it."

Which is a perfectly valid opinion. I can't claim to have completely understood it, either, after one viewing. But I enjoyed it enough to think this is worth a couple more looks. Yeah, it's got its rough edges, but it also has real heart and creativity.

Farce, adventure, intrigue... all for a modest sum.

Zero Hollywood here. But it's hard to interpret the intention... comedy, social statements, too?

It's a crazy story that gets clarified at the end... if you last that long. I did. Never lost my interest about what they may show or do next... LOL!

I appreciated the originality, and the cartoonish suspense, even with the amateurish acting and visual effects. I'd be very interested in what these people do next.

I've watched some pretty bad movies but this one was the worst ever. Seriously, watching a toilet flush is more entertaining and contains better talent. Anyone who likes this is either part of the production crew or has found the strongest recreational pharmaceuticals on the planet...

This highly imaginative low-budget film took me by complete surprise and delivered unexpected twists around each corner. You never knew where this gem was taking you. I wish Matrix was this fun.

It's certainly out there which, I can understand why this film has polarised people so much. It takes a lot of creative choices to affect things like the frame rate for example. Which I think some people will find charming and others will hate.

It does have a "bad film vibe" going on, but I know some people will be there for that.

Personally I liked it, but wish they didn't go so heavy on it, and maybe only had the effects in the VR world. I think that would have been a nicer nod. The plot has some interesting things going on, but the Russian accents were so bad they sounded like they're from transylvania. It has its flaws, but I've certainly seen worse.

EPILEPSY WARNING as soon as the end credits are about to roll. Stop. It's extremely stropey and is likely to cause problems.

Bottom line: Jesus Shows You The Way To The Highway is a bizarre experience that I think *most people* will not enjoy. You *really* have to like weird stuff to get into this, and I enjoyed the experience.

The best description of this movie I saw: "It was a bad movie, but a great hour long video"

I love weird stuff in general, and I was really torn on my rating for this one. They made some decisions that I just didn't find funny, which were pervasive throughout, but other people in my group really enjoyed them. I be the consensus would fall in the 5-7 range. I liked the way they ended it and a lot of the scenes were bizarre in ways I loved, so I put it in the middle.

I feel like It has some similar *vibes* as Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas: it's unclear exactly what's going on with the "story" for a lot of it, and there are incredibly weird visuals like super-zooms on people's faces. It felt like old YouTube videos/memes.

The budget likely was non-existent, but they were able to turn that into the insane fever-dream they set out for.

I'm not sure about what i just watched, i don't know if it was a hallucination, a trip, or pure madness, a lot of imagination some social criticism but it's not at all for me, strange an attempt to be comical but I'm not convinced.but I got to the end.

This is the worst movie in the history of movies. We saw it was rated low (0.5 out of 10) on a Chinese rating site and thought nothing could be really that bad. This movie is that bad. I warned all y'all.

I can see why some people love this. But there's really no excuse for casting non-actors in significant roles who are below average -- not below average for actors, mind you, but below average for human beings. I mean, the average person can fake pretend to be upset or sad in order to fake out a friend ... but the actors tasked with communicating the danger of the situation in the opening scenes are just *reading their lines.* So you not only have to love barely coherent gonzo -- and I'm very much a fan of that -- but you also have to enjoy bad, *flat* acting, presumably for its camp value. (Note that bad, *over-the-top acting* can actually work, because the characters are at least expressing their emotions.)

There's even less excuse for spending 400,000 euros but not bothering to get all the ADR (studio-dubbed speech) in synch. That, and the flat acting, just screams "amateur" to my brain. I lasted 25 minutes.

CIA Agents D. T. Gagano (Daniel Tadesse) and Palmer Eldritch (Agustin Mateo) are given the assignment of entering the agency's operating system to find and destroy a computer virus that is taking over. The task isn't as straightforward as it would seem, because in addition to the Soviet-Leader-Masked virus there's a Substance, which induces all sorts of hallucinations in its users. Bring in the leader of Beta-Ethiopia, Batfro (Solomon Tashe), and a man who might be Jesus and might be Roy (Guillermo Llanso), and things get complicated really, really fast....

There isn't really a way to describe this film, which could be equally considered science fiction, romance, comedy, thriller, Afro-Futurism and super-psychedelic trip, depending on one's perspective at the moment. Clocking in at a fast 83 minutes, it's exactly the kind of film to see with Montreal's Fantasia Festival audience, people who love genre and love gonzo and most of all, love movies. Director Miguel Llanso's earlier film, "Crumbs," also played at Fantasia, though I must say that I didn't really understand it; despite my description above, "Jesus Shows You...." is much more coherent - and hilarious. And a great stomping shaggy dog's tale to boot!

This might be one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Horrible script, bad actors, bad dubbing - it deserves its own category for everything awful.

Bought this from Arrow Video as a blind buy, as I do collect Arrow video releases, terrible movie... IMBD should give the option of rating some movies with a big 0 as this movie don't even deserve a 1. Don't waste your time, it is the most valuable thing we have.

No joke. This will hopefully be seen by future generations as a mile stone in the cinematic landscape. A hybrid of Surrealist, Pop Culture, Jazz, Noir, Stop Motion and Nintendo 64.

This movie is a forerunner in the new wave of genre mixing, mashups and remixing but it still has a strange level of accessibility. Mainly due to the fact that there's an emotional center to the story and because of the pop culture shout outs like Batfro, the Batman wannabe or the Nintendo 64 Golden Eye inspired stop motion hyper reality sequences.

It's a masterpiece. Period.

Fair warning, this movie is not for everyone. The movie has a retro futurist vibe and a strong paranoiac feeling coursing throughout it, sort of Lynch meets Gilliam and this incredible mishmash of pop culture references. If the term "surrealist nightmare" intrigues you this will be right up your alley, A triumph of the weird.