War Raiders

We saw the reviews. We laughed. Wife was insistent to watch it. Now I have to decide if I should murder her or not.

The most thrilling part of this movie is the moment vomit reaches the top of your throat and you have only seconds to choose between getting to the bathroom in time and uninstalling Tubi for allowing this steaming pile of zero f#k$ to be shown on their channel.

There is literally nothing good or accurate about any aspect of this movie. It's not even cultishly bad. It's just terrible on every.single.level. Random clothing. Commander is overweight with a goatie. "Sarge" is wearing pajamas with a machine gun ammo belt but no machine gun. Countless times they pretend to fire machine guns but fake recoild like it's a single fire. That "special effects" bomb fire? Are you serious? At one point I swear they even have an "american soldier" in a ditch right beside a nazi and they are both shooting at the nazis together. These clowns need to be permanently banned from making another publicly released movie.

I've had less than a year's worth of Adobe Premiere experience and I could have done better than this on my first day of learning.

I would expel high school students for making a movie that was even 50% better than this.

This movie helped me to decide to put a shotgun in my mouth and blow my brains out when I'm finished typing. I shot up 8 times just to make it through the agony of watching this. I'd rather have Mandingo put it in my Bum than to see this again. :(

After reading the above review by ntvandegrift, I'm convinced that it is in fact Mark Polonia writing his own review. Nice try Mark.

If you gave me a quarter the budget, I could make a better movie. The acting is wooden, the dialogue is stilted and forced, the writers have no clue about history or military knowledge, and have cheaply inserted video from any old war footage they could find (even some from sixty years after the war they're portraying). A little basic research would have gone loooooong way!

Sadly, I echo the rest of the reviews here. As a film producer and director myself, this film while the storyline was at least decent, the rest of the film looks like Jr. High students got together for a weekend film shoot and edited it on free smart phone software. No color correction, various audio sync issues, terrible effects, an obvious plastic remote control tank, should I go on? How this got into distribution is amazing. The film's title marketing poster is sooo misleading. At the very least, a military advisor and time spent on authentic era WW2 wardrobe should of been done. Re-enactors love this stuff and would of helped to save some of this. Good films can be made on low or no budget including digital effects if you know what your doing and have an experienced crew and talent who will work for little or no pay and believe in your film. I have done it myself. Sadly, I don't think anyone on this film did. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry watching this. I really feel sorry for the entire crew and talent. The script had potential but as soon as the word action was said, this picture was doomed.