6-Headed Shark Attack

What is supposed to be a marriage boot camp on a remote island turns into the ultimate test for survival when a 6-headed shark starts attacking the beach. Trapped with minimal weapons they try to fight of the shark, but quickly discover that no one is safe in the water, or on land.

Yes that is the synopsis and lure to pay actual money to watch this garbage, however the summary is the most interesting thing about this movie (though calling it a movie is an insult to real movies). I have found it helpful in those times when you wake up at night and have trouble falling back asleep, as it is so bad that it's painful to watch and you close your eyes to lessen the cringefactor.

Good luck if you can make it through.

So great I watched this six times. One for each head. Couldn't give it 6 stars though...

I knew it was going to be bad, but really. This is beyond ridiculous. The whole thing seems like something produced by a couple of ten year olds. The "monster" is ... not scary. The acting lame. Most of the actions taken by the characters are counter intuitive or downright stupid and most of them are killed in the most pointless way. The CGI is cheap. Two stars for the laugh.

I thought that I was watching a nature documentary. I was told to write a paper for school on my favorite scientific discovery. I needed to have the coolest presentation in order to not be bullied for the rest of the year. I put so much time and effort into my presentation all to be laughed at and shoved in a locker for writing about a star fish shark. Thanks for humiliating me. You successfully made me the biggest loser and most bullied in class. Home school is the worst.

There really wasn't enough of the 6 headed shark. I wanted more shark.

Also, weirdly, this isn't the worst film I've ever seen.