Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre

Not since the days of Gone With The Wind has a film come along with such classic charm and subtle wit. The ensemble cast gives a formidably robust and nuanced performance that would make A-list actors like George Clooney and Angelina Jolie cry tears of jealously. If only all future movies in Hollywood were cast using the characters in this film, particularly Patsy in all the leads, perhaps we could finally save the fragile genre of Motion Picture. Ghoul Scout Zombie massacre, directed by groundbreaking lesbian filmmaker Erica Eichelberger, remains a testament to the true art of Cinema. Thank you, Lord for this amazing miracle.

You couldn't do much better in terms of a campy comedy/horror zombie movie. The jokes are all funny. I laughed out loud sometimes and spit out my drink. I would recommend. 10 out of 10. For the laughs alone.

The time I spent watching this movie back, and brain bleach. It's right up there with such fine films as Howard the Duck, Spaced Invaders, and It's Pat. Go watch paint dry or grass grow. That'll be more entertaining.

I spent my socially distant Halloween watching this movie, and it did not disappoint. Kind of a mash up of George Romero and John Waters with absolutely zero budget, Ghoul Scout is a very intentional B movie. It's fast paced and trashy with lots of dark humor, exactly as it should be. The sibling/villains had great energy together, and you could tell the whole cast was having a blast. Definitely recommend watching this with a group (safely over Zoom if you're reading this during the pandemic).

To write a scathing review of this film is kind of preposterous. Is it in questionable taste? Yes. Is it kinda derivative? Of course. Zero-buget production? Check. But boring? GTFO, lulz! The women - er, uh, 'girls' - are cute, sexy, and occasionally nude. The dudes are dumb. The baddies evil perverts - and the surprise villain must be seen to believe. Plus an extended cameo by notorious genre great, Joel M. Reed (Career Bed, Bloodsucking Freaks, et al)! The slight 71 minute running time breezes by, with grotty sight gags and lewd humor galore. Your mom would hate it (which is probably the best review you can give for a film of this nature). So, yeah, high art it's not - but it is a loving homage to all things trashy, 'bad', and gross. I omitted two starts for it's short running time and flute solos. But if you're even here reading this, I guarantee you'll find something to love - just bring your barf bag!