Jurassic Thunder

If this movie was made by a bunch of kids in High School then the effects are impressive, but under any other standards they are some of the worst you will ever see. The plot of the movie is poorly thought out, the camera angles and transitions make this movie look like it was edited in in Windows XP Movie Maker. I only watched it because there were quite a few good reviews, but I'm sure they're lost in all the bad reviews by now and that they were posted by the High School Kids who made this movie. I enjoy quite a few low budget films, but this film does not come anywhere near that list. At one moment in the film a Commanding Officer is seen using a Nerf Gun. And while this part is pretty funny as a colleague quietly points out it's a Nerf Gun, the rest of the movie has the same issues. Ultimately they should have made this movie a comedy. Trying to make this movie an action movie sealed the fate on the possibility of anyone ever watching this more than once. At moments in the film it is more entertaining to count the number of pixels in objects (as the graphics are randomly bad) than to actually pay attention to what is going on.

Don't watch it. And if you do, good luck getting past the first 10 minutes. If you want the Super Power to listen to any seminar, any documentary or to listen to any campaigning personal for hours on end; you will have to endure the torture that is this movie first.

I made it up until the reasons showed up. Couldn't continue to watch people floating across the screen from the worst green screen effects ever.

This (ahem) sci fi movie should have just been made into a slapstick comedy, because that's how it develops, but the comedy is missing from the slapstick.

I won't try to say what the movie is about, because it's a disjointed mess of scenes that will bore you to sleep.

This may be the most boring collection of special effects since the remake of "Clash of the Titans".

They do try to give us the comedy, but they fail. I can't say it's the actors here, because it's mostly a movie of images and special effects, without a lot of expressions from the actors on camera. Sure, some, but they aren't well timed. The director, unfortunately, lacks the sense of timing.

Which makes for a very boring ordeal. Since it is boring, it doesn't get the chance to be "depressing", so it's merely forgettable, and for me, that is the criteria for the 3/10 rating.

I don't know what to write, except this. This movie is a real dissapointment. Really, don't see it................it's sò bad.

It's cheesy. But in a great way, it deserves some credit for the ingenuity of ridiculousness. The CGI is soo awful that it makes it great. The trump satire is absolutely on point with the meaning of the story it's pretty well packed with action and I enjoyed that of it. The props the movie were excellent. You could tell that they were crafted by a pretty great team of prop creators. It's awesome to see how these people come up with certain solutions to make props for these movies. And absolutely kill it if you're not looking for it. Domino's who is it? No I made drop suey. Oh sorry I didn't realize my text to speech was still on.