The Horrific Evil Monsters

This movie looks like a bunch of really bad D&D players who try to make a movie. After the intro I almost got up to stop watching it. I wish I had. It didn't get better. It's horrible. It's awful. Don't waste your time. Watch paint dry instead, go to the dentist, clip your fingernails. ANYTHING ELSE.

This feels like some kid's weekend project: where s/he gets a bunch of friends together (who have never acted) and put something together to upload to youtube. Mom would have been proud.

Unfortunately, for the rest of us, Mom (and the kid's friends) are the only ones who will enjoy this film.

If there is one positive, it's the premise: "A secret government agency who recruits the most hazardous horror icons to battle a biblical force." There is serious potential to a premise like this and it's also what drew us reviewers to this film.

If you want to imagine what it would be like to produce your first film with a bunch of friends, this could be fun(ny) to watch. Otherwise... skip it.

Update - 31dec2021: As of today, there are, 642 total votes. 460 of these votes rate this film a 10. A 10?! That's 71.7% of all ratings given. Is this an example of sleazy voting manipulation?

This attempt seems to have beaten IMDB's algorithm because it currently rates this film a 6.2.

Nearly turned off after the first scene but gave it a bit longer as the overall score on here was high and I thought it had to improve. I wish I didn't, it gets worse.

This film is really bad and the high score must be fake reviews, don't waste your time here.

Sure, when I sat down to watch the 2021 movie "The Horrific Evil Monsters" I didn't really have much of any expectations or hopes for the movie. Why? Well, given the movie's cover/poster, its synopsis and the whole vibe that the title was giving.

Yet, I did sit down to watch writers Adam R. Steigert and Kristin Steigert's 2021 movie, as I hadn't already seen it, nor actually heard about it. And who knew, it might actually be one of those low budget movies that are so bad in every aspect that they become great fun and entertaining to watch.

But that wasn't the case with "The Horrific Evil Monsters". It was just horrible.

The script was lousy and felt like it had been written by a teenager given a homework assignment of writing some fantasy fiction. Not good fantasy fiction, mind you.

The acting in the movie was wooden, rigid and fairly much without conviction or emotion. A lot of the times, the dialogue and acting performances become cringeworthy.

The characters in the movie were, well, let's just say colorful. At least the writers were trying to go out of their way with having a variety of characters in the movie, even going as far as blatantly copying "Halloween".

This movie is listed as a action horror comedy. Well, I suppose technically the movie does encompass those genres. But it doesn't mean that it provides good examples of those genres.

I am rating "The Horrific Evil Monsters" a generous two out of ten stars. The movie was not overly interesting or entertaining, but at least they tried.

Can't believe why movies likes this are being made. Nobody likes it. Everything about it is horrific. I always wonder if the actors are proud of themselves. Utter garbage.