Vals

Literally nothing happens in this film. Except that they're all horrible friends. But there is nothing scary, other than their disregard for the dog and their horrible behaviour towards each other. Go read a book, any book. Just don't watch this non event of a film, i'm still none to wiser as to what happened or what we're meant to have learned and I made the mistake of sitting through it.

The scenery is great, but only so many shot take advantage of that. The acting is horrible, the story is flimsy to say the least and there are so many plot holes. I wish i could get the time back i spent on watching this movie.

This movie is genuinely awful. There are few words to describe this abomination. The only real way to truly understand how bad this is, is by watching it yourself. There are zero redeemable qualities. The plot is cliché, the characters are bland and predictable, the acting is stale and robotic, the scenery is unoriginal and way too dark (seriously, even outside during the day it's dark).

The only scary part in this movie is how scarily funny it is. I was laughing constantly to all the 'jumpscares' and 'plot twists'. I'm seriously considering making a video review just to share with the world how bad it is. Just take any scene from this film and add in a laugh-track and it'd be a comedy instantly.

There's 90minutes of my life I will never get back. I am giving three starts because I'm a good person and I respect the crew's efforts. But everything in this movie is simply bad.

Another classic Dutch film product with bad acting, incomprehensible dialogue, bad acting, and did I mention bad acting? I don't even know why I give it 2 stars. I hoped for some good scares, but no. I hoped for any emotion, but you'll get more enjoyment watching your local postman delivering the mail. Dutch moviemakers could use some speech coaching, to at least get a minimal level of realism and credibility. Or please give us subtitles, so we can at least make out what the actors are saying. Ok, moving on.