"Rawhide" (plus a sequel) was the last successful Adult genre Western, made a decade ago by Adam & Eve starring Carmen Luvana. This new Western from England's Dick Bush (apparently shot in Spain) is a disappointing, perfunctory effort that manages to tell a Western tale without using a single horse over the course of 2 and a half hours of screen time.
Jessa Rhodes, sporting new store-bought big boobs and botox-ed lips, stars as a bounty hunter who recruits several femmes to go after outlaw Eli (Nacho Vidal) for the $5,000 reward on his head. It's hardly "Ocean's Eight" but no doubt director Bush will parody that upcoming caper film anon.
Misha Cross is impressive as a compatriot out for revenge, while familiar Brit Porn Black actress Jasmine Webb pops up to add flavor to the feature. Two obscure actresses with the requisite big tits and big butts, Susy Gala and Canela Skin, flesh out the rest of the cast, Skin being cast as a bad girl in Eli's gang.
Poor special effects substitute for the genre's usual exploding blood packs, and Bush uncharacteristically bungles the violent and action scenes and shoot-outs. What might have been a tough, engrossing and gritty Western turns out to be merely a series of outdoor sex scenes strung together with a threadbare narrative.
