Bikini Valley Car Wash

Love the 70s-80s throwback plot, although even those B movies had a bigger budget than this. Still, not bad for a shoestring budget movie, smaller than many of the porn films that some of these actors migrated from. Ron Jeremy is a little painful to watch, but the girls are cute.

Of course I had never heard about this 2020 comedy prior to sitting down here in 2024 to watch it.

Truth be told, I wasn't really harboring much of any grand expectations to the movie, but still opted to give writer and director Jordan F. Ghanma the benefit of the doubt.

The storyline in the movie, as written by Jordan F. Ghanma, failed to entertain me. And it was quite a struggle to sit through the ordeal that is "Bikini Valley Car Wash".

Right, well the movie was labeled as a comedy, and thus I opted to sit down and watch it. But the problem with "Bikini Valley Car Wash" was that there wasn't an ounce of comedy anywhere in sight. I wasn't brought to laughter once throughout the course of the movie.

I was not familiar with the cast ensemble in the movie, and I can't claim that I was impressed with the performances that the actors and actresses put on.

Some of the audio during the outdoors dialogue was suffering from echoing, and that was just felt like an amateurish thing for a movie. But then again, in all honesty, "Bikini Valley Car Wash" was an amateurish movie, so there was that.

My rating of director Jordan F. Ghanma's 2020 movie "Bikini Valley Car Wash" lands on a very generous one out of ten stars.

Funny, well acted, with a major surprise actor that was the icing on the cake. Totally enjoyed this hidden gem. Looking forward to more from this production team and hope to see some of the actresses in other projects as well. A++++++

High ranking reviews plainly written by people connected to this pile of drivel. You think this site would have some sort of mechanisim to stop the director bulling up his own movie by now. If it has Jeremy in it, it stinks, literally.

Oh good gosh it was past so horrible. As a straight male it only got a half star even with the nudity. Plot sucked, acting was stiff and forced. Soft porn where the lead remains clad.