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Dear watchers, As a Turkish, I am embarrassed because of this movie. After tuberculosis, cancer and war, this film worst thing in the world.

This marvelous film teaches you how to defecate perfectly. For once in my life, I have seen a great acting performance like Mr. Soyletmez's acting performance. He is the most handsome gentleman that I have ever seen. When I saw him for the first time I could not believe in my eyes. His eyebrows, his mole, his hair... He was purely beautiful.

The way he defecates to cat litter was amazing. Every single time he broke wind, I felt his love inside my heart. I felt a sweet relief when he wisely slapped his pathetically ignorant children ...

I think I am desperately in love with this short, furry and furious man. And I am planning to hide this film in a time capsule as a family legacy to my great-grandchildren.

This film is also an alternative treatment for constipation. My uncle suffered of constipation for 82 days until he saw this film and when he saw it he quickly ran to the loo. Now he has diarrhea but I hope he will be fine soon.

Lastly, I want to say that if your IQ score is under 15 or if you want to test that how strong your stomach is, you should strictly see this masterpiece. Thank you for being this flawless Mr. Soyletmez...

Well, there isn't much to say. This review is merely based on my precious 3 minutes I have already wasted for the trailer. Yes, I admit I didn't watch this...... 'thing' (yes, it's really hard to call it a 'movie'). But when the leading actor, Halil Söyletmez, posted a tweet today on the occasion of the "thing"s official premiere, calling people to share their excuses not to watch it (https://twitter.com/HalilSoyletmez/status/894110691006836736), I've decided to list five definitely valid reasons that came to my mind immediately after seeing the tweet. First, I'm quite sure that have a 3-digit IQ. Second, I have a university degree. Third, I have self-esteem. Fourth, as I mentioned above, my time is really valuable, and these guys already owe me a 3 minutes for that horrible trailer. Fifth and above all: It is quite obvious that farting, defecating, burping, swearing and so on may not be regarded as humour in themselves. Humour requires a certain amount of wit. Anyway, I don't want to waste an additional minute for writing about this sleazy, sloppy and ugly piece of nonsense. In a nutshell: Respect yourselves. Don't watch this thing, and don't let the others watch this thing.

A disgraceful Greek movie in terms of acting, script and comic. Don't watch it. Halillos Söyletmesoz is the worst comedian of Greek cinema.

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