Extreme Lesbians

Part of the Brit Porn boomlet of a decade ago, local fetish queen Lolly Badcock cranked out hundreds of videos most of which haven't been seen by human eyeballs in quite some time, so I'm paying my dues watching an assortment of them. Dumped in America by an off-brand label "Spice Studios", they remain an acquired taste.

This edition has Lolly lollygagging around with various willing women, all with the rather idiotic hook of the gals in crummy outfits painting a room under renovation. Pornographers are typically hard up for a gimmick but "Sam Stonehill" goes beyond the call of duty this time.

Angel Long, all 6 feet of her, stands out among the otherwise no-name talent, whose chief employment requisite is a willingness to put up with Lolly's gonzo antics. The painting theme bears fruit with some unsavory use of paint brushes (and other construction items including a hammer), the handles of which are rammed into the women's pussies and rectums in multiples, all intending to appeal to the Extreme Penetration pervs out there in Video Land.

The other bit of extremity which gives the video its apt title is a preference for sticking bottles, whether beer or wine, also up feminine orifices, and Lolly is apt to give as well as receive. All the better to "prime the pump" so to speak, as unlike ladies in Chatsworth-made lesbian porn, these actresses reveal the secret of the so-called Squirting phenomenon, as we see a bottle's liquid contents forced into a girl, so that she can squirt it back out of either hole. Bukkake action uniting the contents of the cast's mouths is also included for good measure.

This doesn't add up to sex per se in my book, or sexiness/eroticism, but is strictly gonzo, gross-out fetish action. Of course some cigarette- smoking is thrown into the mix, all the better to please a jaded Anglophile public.