Robin Hood: The Rebellion

For watching this film to the end, we must be. This is the worst Robin Hood film ever. In fact one of the worst films of all time. The plot, the script, the acting, the action. All rubbish. Only redeeming feature was that Marion was at least wearing something suitable for the forest, it made a change but believe me, that is the only thing I'll take from this film. Total buttocks! 6.4/10? False News! What more can I say?

Are you people crazy! I will review after I watch the whole movie. Incredible. ----------------------------------------- OK, I watched it ---------------------------------- So after my previous critical comment seen above, tonight I felt obligated to watch the entire movie. I carefully chose Oscar night and watched while the TV Oscar show was on.

This movie has utterly no redeeming qualities. Perhaps the biggest surprise was the certification give all of the male nudity.

Acting and direction were abysmal. The plot was unremarkable, totally lacking interest. Although I remain committed to always watching a movie end to end this severely tested my commitment.

Never just watch the first few minutes ... and in this case skip this movie completely.

Such a horrible, stupid movie. It's an attack and an insult on Robin Hood name. Unbelievable!

It seems that at least 222 people were payed for giving this piece of garbage a 10. 306 people are very suspected to be payed for giving this a nine. All of them were in an age group of 30-44, so after watching this movie, (well I couldn't even finish it), I came to a 3/10 (because of one good actor).

Well I hope this movie will end up as it was intended, and the 528 reviews are nullified. It absolutely can't be a nine or ten.

This version brings nothing new or worthwhile to the well-worn tale. It does deliver several distracting and irritating elements. Robin Marion and maybe ten other people are "hiding" in the thinnest forest you've ever seen, and they enjoy roaring fires at night, then wonder how the sheriff's men found them. Robin shoots a guy with an arrow, but then doesn't kill him -- has to deal with him later. Marion knocks out a giant, but doesn't kill him -- Robin has to deal with him later. A man attacks Robin's men and they knock him out... see the pattern? Other disappointments include Marion repeatedly demonstrating she can't fight with a sword (even less than everyone else), and on stone floors and reflective walls, everyone can sneak up on everyone else.

The dialog is predictable, used mainly for repeated exposition, because you wouldn't know (or care) what is going on unless they told you out loud. For a gang of outlaws and a castle full of baddies, the cast is pretty sparse. We get a bit of forest, a stream and some stonework from various periods as a backdrop to the intrigue. The musical score could have come from a video game. It drones on, up and down and fails to add the suspense that everything else also fails to add. Oh, and Robin, Marion and other good guys are all dressed like Ewoks.

Unless you are close friends with someone in the cast, I can't imagine why you'd want to sit through this.