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Roller Derby is currently making a comeback, so why not mud wrestling? This lousy video from Britain's late Bluebird Films resembles that sport of women in bikinis writhing around in a pit filled with mud (seen in old movies often German or British from the '60s), but instead the director Max Cool has them using whipped cream or jello or other foodstuff - keeping it clean.

But the end result of each sequence is lesbian sex, with fingering, licking and other XXX content. Max makes you wait for it, and this is one of the rare Bluebirds that could easily be trimmed down to soft-core without losing any significant content. It probably would be an improvement considering that there is no content, just endless filler (sort of like Hamburger Helper served neat) for 2-1/2 hours.

Bluebird always featherbeds its cast, so these Sapphic couplings are generally threesomes, with the odd girl out more of a supervisor or referee type rather than equal sexual participant.

Cast is a mixture of famous and relatively obscure Brit Porn talent, most prominently showcasing Bluebird regulars like Jasmine Black, Paige Ashley, Valery Summer and Charlie Monaco -all of them big-titters. Every single one of them has made countless better videos so this one is impossible to recommend.