- Pandit: [Concealing his rage watching Varun Sharma sleeping whilst the rest are digging a tunnel in the park] Choocha Ji, don't know if we'd ever get the chance again. So, a question was running through my mind. Thought I should clarify: How did YOU arrive in this world, I mean how were you born ? Must be some reason behind it perhaps.
- Choocha: [In his signature stupid tone] Pandit Ji, even I once asked Papaji the same thing. So he narrated me a story.
- Pandit: [Comically freighted, knowing Sharma's stories are absurd] Even your father's fond of telling "stories" ?
- Choocha: [Responding to Pankaj Tripathi in continued foolishness] Exactly Panditji, he's inherited MY genes afterall. Ok here it goes: Once, Papaji was going through a dark, dense forest. On the way, he saw an evil witch on whose lap was myself, the cutest of all Choocha. When Papaji approached that witch and called out "Hey evil witch, hand over that cute Choocha to me", the witch replied that "if you want this cute Choocha, you'll have to marry me first"..
- Bholi Punjaban: [Interrupting Varun Sharma] Hey, what nonsense are you telling ?
- Choocha: [Thinking Richa Chaddha indeed thinks of him as her boyfriend] Look Bholi, don't interrupt my stories ok. You know I don't like it.
- [Returning to Pankaj Tripathi]
- Choocha: Yes Panditji where was I ?
- Pandit: [Having given up all hope of reality from Varun Sharma] That witch demanded your Papaji to marry her.
- Choocha: Yeah. So that witch demanded that if he wanted me, he'd have to marry her. For a while Papaji thought quite deeply, but for my sake he ended up marrying that witch. But one thing isn't clear yet.
- Pandit: [Scared further] What's that ?
- Choocha: Whenever I ask Papaji who was that witch anyway, why does Mummy Ji beat me with a broomstick ?
- Pandit: [In a deadpan voice] I've to meet your Papaji someday.
- Choocha: Would be tough. He doesn't talk to suspicious people.
- Zafar: [In an exhausted and worried tone after Pankaj Tripathi brings food to their hideout] What's the news out there Panditji ?
- Pandit: [Narrating the situation in a hopeless voice] Billa has gone crazy as expected, he's guarding his sweetshop with a sword.
- [Camera cuts to Majinder Singh Kareer chasing protestors away from his shop and switches back to the hideout]
- Pandit: . Police is looking for 4 of you. I mean your corpses. Coz most in Delhi think you guys drowned jumping into Yamuna river.
- Zafar: [Tensed] Then Neetu, Priya ?
- Pandit: [to comfort Ali Fazal and Pulkit Samrat] They were getting a bit too worried so I told them the truth, and they've assured they'll keep this secret between themselves. True love never dies.
- Choocha: [In a stupid tone] Bholi too must be worried about me right ?
- Pandit: [In angry sarcasm] Worried ? She's broken her bangles in your name
- [indication of being a widow]
- Pandit: .
- Choocha: [In an excited tone, unable to understand Tripathi's sarcasm] Really ?
- Pandit: [Letting his anger out on Varun Sharma] Just shut up !
- Hunny: [Confused and nervous] How the hell did all of this happen ?
- Lali: [Praying desparately] Babaji please save us !
- Hunny: [In continued nervousness] Everything was going exactly as planned and
- [suddenly stopping and everyone angrily look towards Varun Sharma]
- Hunny: Chooche, did you screw it up again ?
- Choocha: [Pleading, knowing he's innocent] No bro, believe me, I didn't do anything. Infact, for clarification, you can definitely make me do ani mani shandi.
- Lali: [Frustrated and angry] Yeah sure. Hunny, make him do it. What's the big deal with him. He's used to landing us in such situations.
- Choocha: No Lali, trust me I
- [suddenly getting a premonition]
- Choocha: Oye Hunny, I saw something.
- Zafar: [Furious] Enough Chooche. Hunny stop him right now.
- Hunny: [Knowing Sharma doesn't lie in such cases] Calm down Zafar Bhai. Yeah Chooche what did you see ?
- Choocha: Hunny, I saw that in a huge cave, there's a tiger resembling the pet of Mata Rani. The tiger in turn is held by two monsters, huge ones. And that tiger leads the way to a treasure in that cave. Lots of riches.
- Lali: That's it ? What nonsense.
- Hunny: [Looking to Sharma's premonition as a way out for all 5] No Lali, it ain't nonsense. He's got a point. Recall that day Choocha was bitten by a snake before being taken to the hospital ?
- Lali: So what ? He's cured ? His case is only worsening.
- Hunny: [Applying logic] No not that part. Choocha warned me in the hospital ward that I better hurry or a spaceship would fall on me ? Seconds later, the fan crashed from the ceiling. And the time we were released by Bholi to start arranging for the money ? He said a lot of people are gonna run after us, chase us. And what unfolded yesterday is known to us all. Connect the dots ?
- Lali: And you're willing to believe it ?
- Hunny: Obviously, coz he saw it.
- Pandit: [Dismissive of Sharma as always] Zafar Bhai, he's just making up excuses to avoid jail and end up in a mental asylum. I think they're both in shock.
- Lali: [Shocked and scared] If at all it's true, are you saying that Choocha can see the future ?
- Choocha: [Knowing nobody believes him] Let it be Hunny. Science is alien to all over here.
- [to Pankaj Tripathi]
- Choocha: Panditji, this phenomenon is called DEJA CHU !
- Lali: It ain't Deja-Chu you idiot, it's Deja VU.
- Choocha: [In his usual stupid tone] Happens with ME, right. So it's DEJA-CHU.
- Zafar: [Starting to believe Sharma] Not Deja VU. It's called premonition. Not exactly the events of the future. But something resembling that.
- Pandit: [Still dismissive] Zafar Bhai, even you ?
- Hunny: [In an optimistic serious tone] Panditji, just coz something hasn't happened at all, doesn't mean it cannot happen. We were not ill intentioned regarding those people who chased us yesterday. And if God snatches an opportunity from our hands, it also gives a gift in return to make up more than for it. Look here, we've new gift from God with Choocha. And god's gift shouldn't be unbelieved.
- [Hearing a tiger roar, believing it as a signal]
- Hunny: You guys wanted proof ? God's given the signal, come on.
- [all 5 run out of the hideout to the nearby garden]
- Bholi Punjaban: [Furiously slapping Varun Sharma as the 8 protagonists reach the Tughlakabad railway warehouse filled with merchandise towards the film's finale] You fucking idiot. You call this a treasure ? Should've never trusted you of all people.
- Choocha: [In a stupidly sad tone] Bholi, come on. Why would I lie to you ? How'd our relationship continue if I can't maintain transparency ?
- Hunny: [Taunting Richa Chadda, knowing Sharma has indeed led them to the correct spot] Wow Bholiji just wow. You're going furious on Choocha despite him leading to stuff with a market worth of not millions of Indian rupees we're in debt of but millions of dollars, AMERICAN DOLLARS !
- Bholi Punjaban: [Continuing to be in denial] There you go again. This stuff around which includes sanitary pads just good enough to wipe our asses is worth the debt we need to clear ?
- Zafar: [Demonstrating that Sharma has led them to the solution] This one napkin in my hand, imported, is worth INR 2500. And there're hundreds of thousands of such pieces in this warehouse.
- Bholi Punjaban: [Displaying her lack of intellect] So, these napkins used to wash our hands and clean our asses is worth millions ? All of you over here are plain assholes.
- Zafar: [Undeterred] Yeah thanks. And it's not just these napkins. There're also containers of bicycles with each bicycle worth INR 10,000. Then there're also sports gears, each gear costing in the similar range. Jerseys, water bottles. Altogether, this entire merchandise is worth US$ 50-60 million to say the least. That's forty times what we need to repay.
- Bholi Punjaban: [Understanding the point but being sarcastically impatient] So, what do you expect me to do ? Go out selling this stuff door-to-door to accumulate the money ?
- Hunny: Not at all Bholiji. That'll take months. All you need to do is find ONE man who can pay the entire price to get this apparatus into his custody, RIGHT NOW !
- Bholi Punjaban: [Getting the hint] You've got it. I know just the guy.
- [Proceeds to call Rajiv Gupta]
- Minister Babulal Bhatia: [Receiving Chadda's call] Go ahead Bholi.
- Bholi Punjaban: [Responding] We've got your money.
- [after a brief pause from Gupta]
- Bholi Punjaban: What's the matter Mantriji, I thought you'd be delighted.
- Minister Babulal Bhatia: [In a happier tone] I am Bholi, indeed. It's just that I couldn't believe that for a moment which I do right now. Where can I come to pick my money ?
- Bholi Punjaban: [Responding] You've seen that abandoned warehouse near Tughlakabad railway station ? It's right there.
- [Camera cuts to Gupta pausing in doubt and cuts back to Chadda]
- Bholi Punjaban: What is it ?
- Minister Babulal Bhatia: [In a tense tone] Nothing Bholi. You guys stay there. I am on the way.