Vandits

Quirky comedy "Vandits" laudably applies a "Groundhog Day" twist to a "Bad Santa" styled Christmas small-town-crime flick... but too weirdly for it to work. Tony Nappo, Francesco Antonio, Jesse Camacho & Victoria Gwendoline are a dumb, amateur wannabe crime gang out to rob Enrico Colantoni & Rob Wells' bingo hall on Xmas Eve... but as each experiences a failed & violently fatal heist conclusion, they flashback to their van to start it all over... and over. Co-writer (with Adam Rodness) / director Stuart Stone takes a dark yet silly approach... which doesn't work. Canada's low-budget "I Like Movies" was a top 2023 movie... but similar category "Vandits" sure ain't.

Watched Vandits 7 times. So technically, I've actually seen it 28 times with the Groundhog Day type storyline. Super original plot. I would have never thought anyone could extract so many dope scenes/concepts out of a bingo hall. Soundtrack's always on point with 5'7 Films. Right from the start with all the bass in the intro song...me and Oskar are still chanting "Merry Christmas, Merry Merry Christmas" and it ain't even Christmas anymore. Casting was on point heavy, and the on-screen chemistry of the entire cast couldn't have been more beautiful. You can tell everyone understood the assignment. Without having to break down every brilliant scene, just please know that I get ALL of the humor and couldn't have been more captivated/satisfied the entire time. I can probably recite the entire movie front to back, as there are so many quotables. It's a hilarious trip that I've taken several people on, and will continue too do so. I also just wanna say, Tony Nappo is a brilliant actor and I'm glad you guys see that in him and use him as much as you do. He's got an amazing range, and I can tell he probably ads a lot of improv that you guys more than likely keep. He reminds me of a mix between Steven Ogg, Bob Odenkirk, and Vince Vaughn all wrapped up into one Tony Nappo. Everyone stepped up, and I feel wouldn't be a completely dope project if you were to subtract any cast member from the mix. I really think this one was perfect exactly as is, and wouldn't change a thing. I genuinely, hysterically cried of laughter at some points. Like laughter that I haven't felt in as long as I can remember, and uncontrollable. Literal laugh attacks. That to me is priceless, and something the world needs a hell of a lot more of. Thanks for giving me the ability to genuinely turn off the stresses/pressures of the world for a solid hour and a half. Anyways...you guys are magicians with what you do, and I'm continuously amazed at every 5'7 Films project. Definitely looking forward to the next one. Respect.

Four idiots call themselves "The Vandits". They are robbing the Christmas Eve bingo game hosted by Ned (Enrico Colantoni). Something's wrong as it goes Groundhog Day.

This is a Canadian indie comedy. I recognize Enrico Colantoni who is the only truly funny performer here. I do know that one guy from Trailer Park Boys and Jann Arden. Here's the deal. The Vandits group needs to be funnier. They need funnier actors. They're not actually funny. They're only pretending to be funny. I would keep the fat guy and drop the rest. Maybe keep the girl if one has no expectation of her character being funny.

I'm rating this one a 7/10. You might look at that score and think that it means it's a mediocre movie, but it doesn't mean that. This movie is better than mediocre, it's ok. It's not good otherwise I would have given it an 8, but it's close. I had fun watching it, I was looking for movies about time loops and this was kinda what I was looking for. I was intrigued with the whole concept explained in that movies about zombies in Las Vegas, I can't remember it's name at the moment. So yeah I was looking for some kind of funny comedy about time loops like it was a videogame. Imagine it as a game, a videogame.

I have been waiting a year for this to come to the states and everything I heard about Vandits was true and it did not disappoint, not once, ever. The plot was absolutely original and brilliant in execution, and, despite their equipment being stolen during filming, the end result was awesome. I found myself laughing so out loud at the jokes, and even caught references to other movies, and me going, at one point, "He thinks he's Hannibal Smith now?" (If you know, you know....) The soundtrack was fire, and I love how it just worked well with the movie.

All of the actors are so good in this, especially Tony Nappo as Uncle Sheldon, who, I'm quite convinced, he was a mob hit man in a former life (Uncle Sheldon, not Tony Nappo), as well as Francisco Antonio, Jesse Camacho, Victoria Turko, and,(even though it was a small role, it was funny AF) Robb Wells (My Big Daddy, also, IYKYK).

Stu Stone and Adam Rodness, thank you for making a funny @$$ movie, that will now be on my list as a new Christmas watching tradition, along with my other lifelong Christmas.