Haven's End

Look, everyone! I can write a movie! Something happens; then, zombies! I did it! I did it! I wrote a movie! Can I be famous now? Saw this piece of work on Tubi; the free streaming website. It has a few good movies; and lots of garbage, like this mass of mess.

This film is just terrible in every aspect. Both novice writer and director's prior short film experience, is very apparent in their attempt for a 92 minute film having any sort of substance, instead of tons of useless filler. With the slow pacing, it felt like over 3 hours. There was just too much insignificant, dumb and repetitive dialogue. It had way too many plot and technical issues on top of the horrible dialogue. It's bad enough this story has been done many times before, and way better, that the filmmaker's should have just stuck to making this a short film and hope it would've at least then be able to maintain the viewer's attention. Cast performances were terrible, but I'm sure that was mainly due to the failure of the director directing his cast effectively and properly. The S/VFX was total cheese, and I've seen better CGI in 1980s films. The score was decent for a B-grade film, as was the cinematography. It's a huge pass from me and a very generous 3/10.

How any of these people are actors is beyond me. The lead chick, the one they say does voices in clone Wars, she's the worst overreacting actor I've seen in years. Second would be the Asian boyfriend. I hope he has an actual job because this is the second time I've seen him and thought his performance was arbitrary and dry. No one is likable. The story is all over the place. More plot holes than answers. You hope everyone dies within the first 25 minutes.

This is one BAAAAAAD MOVIE! And not even so bad it's good...it's just...plain...AWFUL! The acting is laughable at best. The CGI could have been by an untrained monkey. You do not have compassion for ANY of the people in the film. They are SOOOOO ANNOYING that you HOPE they get killed off...quickly! I can't BELIEVE I gave a small part of my life to watch this garbage. Seriously...if I can save just ONE PERSON from going through the TORTURE of watching this heap of trash,my job will be complete. Toodles.

This movie seemed more like an LGBTQ indoctrination than a movie. They never let you lose site of the girl that was married to another girl and was pregnant with a baby for them. That's all you could concentrate on and the acting was horrible.