Pandorica

The premise of "Pandorica" is stupid as are the actions of the characters at almost every point. The Varosha Tribe are a small, post-apocalyptic community, a few hundred years from now, who choose their leader once each generation by taking the three most promising twenty-somethings and subjecting them to a trial that kills two of them. The winner then replaces the current leader (who is still mentally and physically vigorous) who is also not allowed to return. If any of this makes any sense to you, you must be one of the people who left positive reviews for this vid.

The main character, the female warrior 'Eiren' is a classic Mary Sue while her two male competitors are a big, dumb klutz named 'Thade' and a swishy backstabber named 'Are' (which is virtually identical to the name of the Ancient Greek god of war, Ares. That's about how subtle this flick is.) It's obvious within the first two minutes of the movie that Eiren is the one who's going to win this goofy competition. Her plot armor is at an Abrams tank level of imperviousness.

The only one of the actors who's at all competent is Luke D'Silva as 'Nus', the current Varosha leader. The rest of the cast are incompetent performers who show no sign of having enough talent to be acting at all. The star of the movie, Jade Hobday, is supposed to be playing an elite warrior (Eiren) but her voice is sqeaky, her physique is slight, her posture is bad, and her movements are stiff. Frankly, she gives the impression of someone who's never done an hour of dojo training in her life. She's ridiculous, just like her character, just like this movie.

I rate this turkey a '1' on the imdb scale which means in reality... ZERO

Probably the worst acting I have seen in a while, poor dialect and unbelievable characters, I do not understand how the other user reviews, are 10/10!!! This has to be the cast and crew writing them! Nobody in their right might would think this was good, it is cringe-worthy all the way through, the plot has been plagiarised, from others,such as the hunger games and game of thrones, but just to make sure they are not directly plagiarising this, most likely it was changed, which is why you get some parts of game of thrones and other parts like the hunger games. I have seen better amateur YouTube videos! I am seriously wondering if anyone else, other than the cast and crew who have definitely rated this, because they all seem to pick out the parts and make them sound good, with hints of trumpets being blown by their owners!! I think it's very dishonest, I had enough of this fake reviews bull on trip adviser, why can't people be honest? This film was terrible I actually can't believe that anyone actually enjoyed it, I had to turn it off half way because it was so bad I couldn't take it anymore! Kids with their iPhone's could do better!

The movie deserves to be thrown in the air and a bunch of hillbillies shoots it for target practice. Clearly, whoever gave this movie good marks are either intelligent as a goldfish or worked in the cast. However, option C exists; which is the combination of both A and B. But; What angers me the most is the fact that they copied the title from the British TV series Doctor Who; so many fans of the series will be terribly disappointed in this skulduggery.

I gave this three stars because of some excellent cinematic direction and camera work. Don't get me wrong though, there is also plenty of mediocre cinematography to balance it out. Oh, and there was some effort spent on costuming.

Apart from that, a grand total of zero (or maybe 1, if I was in an extraordinarily generous mood) for acting, script, plot, pacing and direction. Psychological horror? I don't think so. I found nothing of merit in this movie other than the prettiness factor. If I was to sum up my opinion in one word, it would be 'Avoid!'

Pandorica:The Future Reset is an incredible achievement for a film made with such a low budget and without any 'famous' faces (this will change now), the film succeeds on so many levels. It does not pander to mainstream desires for 'blockbusters' but will appeal to fans of the dystopian genre.

The premise is that a new tribal leader is chosen every generation, the current leader takes three hopefuls into a forest where a trial takes place, and only one can survive, quite why is not made plain.

The actors are all excellent and the dialogue is delivered with conviction, it's hard to single out favourites but Jade Fenix Hobday, Marc Zammit and Luke D'Silva stood out for me. Director, Tom Paton (who also created the whole film), keeps the beat of the action going, rising to the inevitable conclusion.

The filmography also excels, filmed at night in a forest but without ever looking too dark. The images are sharp and clear and reflects how much technology has improved to enable new film makers to reach previously unattainable heights.

Everything that appears in Pandorica is there for a reason, not everything is explained this time but sequels are promised. Even prequels?

Despite the outcome being fairly predictable and the start of the trial reminding me of the Wayne's World 2 quote "If you book them, they will come", this film deserves to succeed to enable the crew to develop this dystopian world further.