Tutti gli uomini di Victoria

No pun intended - this is actually the title this was streaming under. And made it easier to find. Try to search for a movie called Victoria! This won't be the first that pops up (if that is deserved or not, I'll let you decide). This is about a woman who has not found herself - but also has to deal with a lot of ... well outside interference (this is also a wrestling term, but you get what I mean I assume).

Acting is really good - the movie makes sense. Even though one major side character (although I reckon you could see him as a major character) has weird motivations ... on the other hand can you really blame him? Same goes for the pair that is responsible for some ups and downs she has to go through. Not sure how the justice system works, but some things seem unfair too ... on the other hand, life never is entirely fair so there is that ... anyway, a decent movie overall with good performances.

In Bed with Victoria directed by Justine Triet has much to offer in a complex plot of misadventures by lead Virginie Efira. She takes in a young man whom she defended.He is an aupair and takes over her house and children. He then takes over her case. She doesn't know she loves him. He leaves after she wins her case. You will have to watch the film to see what happens. It is funny. Virginie goes to a shrink, a doctor, an acupuncturist, a tarot card reader, one night stands, and a client to find out why she is not happy. Even one of her young daughters rubs her back and says I love you while she cries. Am I too masculine in bed she asks Vincent LaCoste. The dalmatian dog hates anyone who gets near his female owner, and this becomes part of a very funny divorce case. There is also a big monkey. I like the true search for happiness. She wants more than to be an attorney.

"Victoria" (Virginie Efira) hasn't her problems to seek! She's a divorced lawyer with custody of two children and a messy and fairly fluid love life. She manages to fall out with her baby sitter and so is even more stretched when the tousled young "Sam" (Vincent Lacoste) - an aspiring lawyer himself, offers to help her out. He will be her cook and bottle washer, mind the children and work with her - all for free! Suspicious, she gives him a week but soon he proves his worth and becomes a bit of an anchor for her increasingly complicated life. These complications emanate from her decision to sue her ex (the father of the children) for using her career as a template for his popular and salacious blog, and also from defending a friend and potential murderer (Melvil Poupaud) in a criminal trial that also involves another friend, too. The scene now set, this could have been quite a good scenario for Efira and the charismatic Lacoste, but the writing really lets it down. The story lurches from frying pan to not very humorous fire just once too often, the romantic melodrama is all just a bit passé and were it not for an outstanding effort from a Dalmatian with taste and a chimp adept with an iPhone, the humour would be distinctly lacking. The odd calamity in the plot would have been welcome, but here there are just too many implausibles and not enough comedy. Laure Calamy has a bit of fun as her defending counsel - French law courts are always so much more flamboyant and lively than British ones, but sadly she's not on screen often enough to make much difference. It's watchable enough, but just not that special.

I literally watched it at 1.5x speed and I still want my hour back. That's how low-paced this film is. It's not a comedy, neither is it drama. Uninteresting story, definitely not entertaining. Waste of time.

This is typical of modern state-subsidised French cinema but at least in many of the others they get and old star like G Depardieu or C Deneuve as the leading character which makes it more entertaining. Virginie Efira is OK as an actress but she is not a comedian.

The script is pathetic, the rest of the acting very basic and the filming amateurish in this wannabe Woody Allen story of a neurotic woman with a run-down sex life in upper-middle class Parisian society.

The cover says it is about a super-heroine in a hilarious comedy. This is blunt lies at the level of Donald' T fake news!!!! What a waste of French tax-payer money.

Give me more of "les intouchables", Bienvenue chez les ch'tis" but do not waste our time with this kind of films.