Terror Tales

I usually love horror anthology films, which how I ended up getting duped into watching this dud. What a waste of time and money!

Apparently this features "homages" two a lot of 80s cult movies, but it was so shoddy and incompetent, I couldn't really recognize any references. I also didn't recognize any of the "stars" this movie claims to feature.

The whole thing was so amateur and sloppily put together, I felt like I was watching a bad student project. I wasn't able to understand a single featured story, this movie is impossible to follow. No idea why someone would waste so much time and resources to make something so awful.

A complete dud, should even count as a "real" movie.

I saw the cover while scrolling on my tv and thought this might be good to watch because I love anthologies and boy was I mistaking. I can't believe I wasted time watching this... The acting was horrendous although I will give some kudos to the special effects makeup and the stories weren't that bad, but the acting and over acting was cringe..I've seen better student films and Youtube shorts that were way better then this. I'm sure it was a budget thing and resources but this could've been better. Maybe if Blumhouse got ahold of this and did a remake and made it better with better actors it might be worth a watch.

After reading the 10 star reviews ok here and some of the 'critic' (all of them are second rate horror vlogs that were sent free copies to review) the only thing I can think of is that not only were they given a free copy, but they either worked on, contributed to, or know someone involved in the production. Everything about this movie is just terrible. The camera work is bad and looks like it was filmed on an old camcorder. The audio is so bad and switches from white noise filled backgrounds to fairly clear but much louder audio from shot to shot. The editing is jarring and horribly done. People switch places and move about as though they shot a line, stepped aside to see how it turned out, and then tried to get the actors framed in the same place again for the next line. The acting is atrociously bad and the script is worse. The CGI is laughable at best. And the makeup effects are even worse. There is nothing worth watching here. I saw it for free on YouTube and it was still too expensive. 2 hours of the worst trash you will ever see; even if some of the overarching ideas are interesting, they are so poorly handled in every way you really can't tell. 0 stars. Negative stars. Just, please avoid this at all costs. Its an abomination to call this a film.

Who thought this was a good idea? Who approved this mess for release? That person need to be arrested not tomorrow, not next week but RIGHT NOW I dont care if he's sleeping, wake him up and arrest him somebody need to be held accountable! I can't even say I've seen worst movies because this has to be the worst. I normally love these type of horror anthology movies but this movie has put a sour taste in my mouth and im not sure if I'll ever look at an anthology horror movie the same again! My apologies to all the other movies I've called stupid, worthless and pathetic in my life because compared to this movie all those other movies were a masterpiece.

I will keep this short. The tried with the first two "tales" that the kidnapper told the father of this family he had abducted. They were cheesy, but they had a little fun to them. However, when it got to the third story I gave up. They tried to portray the devil in this extremely fake costume that made me laugh. The acting was atrocious and seemed extremely forced.

I stayed through the torture of this movie and let me just tell you the ending is cliché as cliché gets. It was very disappointing.

This was not the worst, but it wasn't good either. I give it a 3/10.