Down River

Don't believe what you see on the poster. You don't get the slick US combat infantryman. You get kids in anonymous, ill-fitting, red target-like uniforms with helmets sliding off their heads, hanging by their straps. On patrol, they make too much noise and don't watch their six (rear). And they don't know how to die after being struck by an obvious paintball. Somebody pocketed $3000.

This is obviously a high school movie project, and a very bad one at that. Not a single positive thing I can say. It is rubbish and if you look closely out those 10 star ratings, it is obvious they are the film makers high school buddies. Fake reviews.

What kind of braindamage is this? why pink uniforms? and why are these kids wearing the swedish flag?

A pretty bad movie. Bad plot (truck breaks down so lets walk through enemy territory). Terrible dialogue, bad acting and no cinematography whatsoever. Someone turned on their home camcorder and said "action!"

Accuracy 1 Uniforms, Equipment, Basic Tactics.

Knowledge of U.S. Military 0

Insulting previous Classic Work of Stanley Kubrick Fear And Desire 0

Entertainment Value 1 Watching how ignorant people are that wrote this, laughing about that. And laughing at anybody being so ignorant that rated this higher than a 1.