The Lunatic'ler

Edward X Young , whose Talents are Positively Prolific , Powerfully Embodies the Most Miserable & Mean Clown in the Universe .... 'Dale' , who's as UnFunny as he is Belligerent ; & his only Hobbies are Drinking & Torturing his GirlFriends Son 'Larry' . The meek & terrified Young Larry is portrayed , with a Top-Notch Performance , by Chase Bolnick . Dale's Girlfriend & Larry's Mother 'Lyla' is Deftly Played by Lovely , Shapely , & Talented Lisa Deane ! There's a SuperNatural Element to Blood-Soaked Tale ; & it involves "Dale' as a Puppet-Master to the Now Grown Larry , who's More than Ably Manned by the Writer & Director Pete Jacelone ! Now the FUN? Begins ! The Star of this CreepFest is the Beautiful Heather Drew as 'Peyton' , a StreetWise Young Prostitute , But a Loving & Compassionate Sister & Friend to her Homies . Daylan Ludemann Plays Her Devoted Lover 'Conner' ; & the two of them have a Kung-Fu Video-Gamelike ShowDown with that Malicious Clown . Which brings me to the Most Vile Character in the Tale ..... The Revolting Gangster Pimp 'Diablo' , portrayed with Relish by the Diminutive Talent-Laden John Link .... & Diablo's sort of a Miguelito Loveless on Heroin ! Outstanding Performance , Mr. Link ! I was Lucky enough to View this Memorable Fright Inducing Horror Flik : & I don't know when this Film will become available to the Public or where You can See &/Or Rent or Purchase It ; But if You do Find It ? Snatch it Right Up ! I Sure Will !

200 tea spoons of dumb.

2 cups of "WTF is this" 50 cups of bad acting.

That's what this movie is.

Also it's so funny more than scary. Thanks for making my day.

This movie has the worst plot ive ever seen even if you get past the bad acting terrible sound effects and the camera constantly shaking. I dont understand how and why someone would think it is a good enough movie to share to the world. I saw it on prime thinking it would be terrifying got 20 mins in and had to pause and call a friend out of laughter should not be rated 18 awful only watch if you want to laugh at bad movies. It reminds me of a movie a 11 yr old would make with a £20 buget.

Creepy in a way i would say the writer had some damn dark fetish in real life. This movie was uncomfortable and bad, but not in a good horror way, but i will say i lasted the whole movie so it was at least watchable, it's so bad and weird its almost worth the watch. The acting is a total spectacle, does amazon the richest business in the world even watch what they choose to put on amazon prime? CLEARLY NOT. This movie is gross and im surprised they would want to act in it.

I started watching this expecting a bad movie but BOY was this bad. The acting, effects, plot, sound design, filmography... but as I was watching I had an epiphany. Sometimes REALLY truly awful movies transcend the scope of good and bad.

This movie is unintentionally HILARIOUS. I mean laugh out loud hilarious. If this were a straight to YouTube film it would've garnered a few thousand views but the fact that it's an actual film makes it a whole different level of special.

This is the modern equivalent of The Killer Shrews.