Conker was a lovable symbolized video game icon loved by all ages. Nintendo owned the rights for conker, and where having for sales from him. Until.....Microsoft bought all the rights of conker from Nintendo. Years then passed, then nearly a freaking decade later, Microsoft brings this major abomination insult to us. They have completely flipped off all die hard long conker fans. So, conkers big reunion, thought it would be the game we waited for....NOT CLOSE. This was lousy in many indescribable ways. It's like Microsoft is proud of their own atrocities. Conkers big reunion was meant to be an episodic 5 episode chapter game like telltale games. In the end, they only gave us the crappy first episode than cancelled the rest. Let's look back at what made conker great, and that was at an instant memorable classic: Conkers Bad Fur Day. Conkers Bad Fur Day had everything that made a game great and fun. It has great gameplay, lovable characters, fun jokes, intense action, hilarity. Now let's looks at the son of a bitch: Conkers Big Reunion. It fails to even do one thing Bad Fur Day had. The first episode in Conkers Big Reunion has conker having a censor bar on his crotch the whole time, lousy and unfunny. The animation in this game looks like Foodfight! And the first episode was so damn lazy. THEY Didn't EVEN FINISH IT GODAMMIT! I hate Microsoft. They are shite at all things around them. The only great things they've released if I'm going to be honest is: The Original Xbox and Microsoft PowerPoint. Don't play the first chapter. It will make you're eyes bleed. All I want is a remaster of bad fur day on ps4 at least. It would make me so happy. I just want conker to have a great exciting return, and not a horrible atrocious pile of crap from Microsoft. Someone for the love of god stop Microsoft with all of this. They brought to abomination, then young conker, what the hell could be next??! We must stop it before it is too late. MAKE CONKER ARRIVE BACK TO GREATNESS. Thanks for reading.
