3-Headed Shark Attack

I am a fan of B-movies and appreciate the humor in them. They are aware of the audiences expectations and delivers.

But this movie really tries to be a real movie. My expectations were very low and only wanted a bit of brainless entertainment. But the brain could not relax with all these unnecessary flaws. Going full speed and barely make any waves. Badly broken things are suddenly whole again. Using the same cut scene over and over and ... again. At least some laws of physics?

I seldom regret watching a movie but this one can with good continence be skipped. It only makes you feel bad that you gave it a chance.

All though Danny Trejo saves it a little it's way below par for B-movies.

Let it slip by you unwatched.

A crystal clear example of how not to make a movie and a proof they all chose a wrong job

This is a horrible movie. The animations are terrible and the plot is pathetic. It's obvious they rushed the editing to get this movie out for shark week, but come on SyFy, we can see other boats in the background and they are clearly in a channel with land all around them when they are trying to find a place to get to with the boat. The boat that was sinking one minute, with bodies all over it, was perfectly fine minutes later. One mistake after another. Perhaps you could also try and find actors who can really act next time. The level of acting here is grade level. I get the "B" grade quality of your movies and we normally enjoy that but even we were hard pressed to make it through this stinker. Terrible, terrible movie.

After watching the original film of this series (2-Headed Shark Attack), decided in viewing this sequel. Understood that it is an Asylum production film where it is low budget and filled with low quality cgi, bad acting with a simple plot.

Although the original wasn't great, it didn't take itself too serious to what was occurring. This film seems a little more serious in a way (the characters play it more straight- it isn't as funny). Yet we see the shark doing more maneuvers such as jumping onto boats and going on shore.

Both films aren't great and both have weak acting (Rob Van Dam looked confused and seemed to whisper his lines).

However enjoyed the original slightly more. More memorable characters, more skin shown and slightly funnier.

Though this film had an extended Danny Trejo character- seemingly playing his character from Machete (his highlight includes attacking the 3 headed shark with the machete).

3 Headed Shark Attack (2015)

** (out of 4)

A group of scientist come under attack by a mutated three-headed shark and soon the creature is attacking anyone that it can. Soon the group realizes that the sharks are going after pollution, which leads to a cute political message about keeping the world clean.

2-HEADED SHARK ATTACK was a decent monster flick and you know what they say, three heads are better than two. Well, at least this film proves that. Much like the first film, you'd be downright insane if you went into a picture like this expecting any kind of art. Just so you know, there are countless logical issues with the story but if you're willing to watch a movie called 3 HEADED SHARK ATTACK then can you really question logic?

Again, if you're a fan of this type of film then you already know what to expect. A movie like this just needs to be entertaining in a so bad it's good kind of way and I think this film succeeds at that. There are all sorts of bloody attack sequences, which are pretty much and I must admit that the actual look of the shark is quite good. The CGI effects are obviously very cheap but at the same time they at least look better than the majority of the films like this. The performances are decent for what they are and it's Danny Trejo who does the celebrity small part.

3 HEADED SHARK ATTACK is exactly what it sounds like and for the most part it's cheap entertainment.