Calamity Jane's Revenge

I laughed so hard I pulled a muscle in my back. Every minute of this celluloid master piece is good for a laugh. I am convinced the script was written by a troupe of drunk chimpanzees doing mad libs. Oh my damn the set😳😂. The wardrobe mistress should see a doctor about her cataracts. The lead "actress" reminds me of the kid in college who was a hanger on in the theatre who auditioned for everything but was never given a speaking role. Sadly she's the best,well not actor, but person who spoke in this homage to Ed Wood. I suggest you don't watch this sober.

1 out of 10 but only because I can't rate it lower. Not even sure how I ever heard about this film but it is absolute trash. I'd rather be chained to a chair, without food or water, and have to spend a weekend with Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978) on repeat then spend another moment with this mess. It's hard to describe how bad it is. There are no redeeming features. After ten minutes I wanted to stop. After 15 I wanted out. After 20 I just decided to see how much punishment I could take. I saw this film through but piecemeal, in small portions. I'm a masochist and had to discover if there was one moment, one little point, that I could compliment the…"creators" on. There is not.

It's incredible how this movie was ever made. All the other bad reviews still do not describe just how bad this movie is. In it's defense, it is clearly a spoof. But even for a spoof it's a horror show.

Best way to enjoy this movies is after you smoke a lot of weed and drink a bunch of cough syrup. It's the only way you can sit through this movie.

So bad that it's comical despite its self-conscious direction to be a serious western-historical-adventure!😆

Erin looks too young to have survived Jane's incredible adventures. She talks to her horse as though she's reciting dialog on a stage. She wears one wide, brite smile in every scene.

Her fellow actors are similarly incredibel.

Laurel and Hardy could have sone better as inserted characters.

This .movie is no joke!

One of the worst films-not just the Western genre movies. I don't even think this film could be listed as a B movie, 'cause many B movies, if you are lucky enough, are still watchable; some might be not good enough, but you could kick them into TV movies (lot of churned out from Lifetime or Hallmark) and with patience, you could force yourself to watch on a comfortable sofa or reclining chair. But NOT this one, man.

When this stupid movie started, we saw a bunch of moronic guys wearing law decals and shooting their guns, but their shooting blanks scenes just looked so fake. Then we saw a guy was shot to death, leaned on wooden plank. It just looked so pathetically fake! No gunshot wound, not even artificial blood was used; guess their budget was limited, so they must not soiled the shirt and/or the outwear with bullet holes and blood. There was nothing could hold your neck down to sit and watch. It's just so fake and so bad. These guys in this film should not be called "actors", because they are not; they are exactly like those people walking in the street, in the shopping malls, they don't have the least talent to survive in the cruel movie industries. I just felt so insulted to waste time to watch this film. It's mental abuse.