- Sonia Mayerick: When someone shows you who they really are, you should believe them the first time. You read that in a fortune cookie, right Nick?
- Nick Linden: A, uh, calendar.
- Sonia Mayerick: Has our very own Nick Linden gone soft? Say it ain't so. You're listening to The Sonia and Nick Show on WCV Talk Radio. We'll be back in 60 to see if our tin man has a heart.
- Sonia Mayerick: Did you just advise a caller to pursue a relationship?
- Nick Linden: Did I?
- Sonia Mayerick: The cave man evolves.
- Nick Linden: Another million years, I'll be walking upright.
- Nick Linden: [after a misunderstanding, they avoid each other by going from their joint radio show to alternating shots of their separate programs] Good morning, Chicago.
- Sonia Mayerick: Good evening, Chicago.
- Nick Linden: And welcome back to Nick's Man Cave.
- Sonia Mayerick: Be an island, ladies.
- Nick Linden: The next time I go to an island, it'll be deserted.
- Sonia Mayerick: And the next time I partner up with a man, it won't be in a cave.
- Nick Linden: Keep your options open.
- Sonia Mayerick: Keep your doors locked.
- Sonia Mayerick: [talking on her radio show] You know, I've given so much relationship advice, to all of you. And the truth is, the truth is, I have no idea what I am talking about. I've had relationships, but they're always the kind where everyone walks away unscathed. Hearts don't get broken. And then I did something really stupid. I fell in love. But I fell in love with a guy who has zero interest. In fact, he thinks of me as an annoying coworker. So now I know what it feels like to have your heart broken. And it hurts. But I feel something, so I guess that's good. For anyone listening out there, my advice is for you to tear down the fences and get off that stupid island. I was wrong about everything, and the truth is, you can't be in love without getting lost in it.
- Nick Linden: [calling in to the radio show from a cab on his way to see her at the radio station] Hey, it's Nick. Don't hang up. Look, I don't know what happened between us, but whatever I did, I am sorry.
- Sonia Mayerick: Look, it's okay. Can we just not talk about it, you know, maybe some other time, out there.
- Nick Linden: No, no, and I don't have zero interest. I have 100 percent interest. And you are not an annoying coworker.
- Sonia Mayerick: Nick, I heard you on the phone.
- Nick Linden: How did you? You know what, never mind. I was talking about Amanda. I'm sorry, Amanda, if you're listening. And even if you are annoying, I wouldn't change it for anything. I was an idiot for helping you get back together with Scott. I was starting to have feelings for you, and I got scared. And you do know who I am. I'm the guy who sat behind you in the movie theaters just so that I could be close to you.
- Sonia Mayerick: So you could sit behind my big head?
- Nick Linden: [walking in to the radio studio] It's not that big. I miss arguing with you.
- Sonia Mayerick: I miss it, too.
- Nick Linden: Then, I think there's only one thing left to do.
- [he takes her hand, she stands and they kiss]