- Black Peter: No more costumes. Let us see each other as we truly are
- [Angelica shoots him with a gun]
- Angelica Zacherly: Right in the nose. Red like Rudolph!
- Black Peter: You don't understand. You're in grave danger. Peter's out, and before the sun rises on Christmas morning, this town will be bathed in blood again.
- Angelica Zacherly: Okay, has anyone ever told you you're a creepy old man?
- Black Peter: You don't believe me? I'm trying to help you. If I weren't retired, I would come back and slay you myself, you cow!
- Angelica Zacherly: Up yours!
- Switchboard Operator: I don't think the police care for your troubles, Angelica.
- Angelica Zacherly: W-what?
- Switchboard Operator: Go away. Leave us alone, or he'll punish me too
- Black Peter: I spent so long looking for you. I thought one of your brothers would have been the one, but it was you.
- Angelica Zacherly: Who?
- Black Peter: The one who carries my legacy.
- Angelica Zacherly: No!
- Black Peter: I'm 80 years of age. I won't live forever. Wilfred surely did not.
- Angelica Zacherly: I won't be a part of this!
- Black Peter: This Christmas, dear daughter. I give you the gift of madness. Who bears the cross shall wear the crown.
- Humphrey Brickman: Hello Brickmann Bed and breakfast
- Black Peter: There will be no breakfast for Carol tomorrow