Donald Trump

When Trump appeared as himself on La tata (1993), he caused quite a stir when his people issued a written request to change the reference to him as a "millionaire" in the script to read "billionaire." After some consideration Fran Drescher suggested "zillionaire," and that is what ended up on the aired episode. Fran's ex-husband Peter Marc Jacobson held onto the original note, had it framed, and it hangs in his office to this day.

You know, it really doesn't matter what [the media] write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass.